A louse or not a louse - that's the question.
A man is on the verge of despair. Is capable of anything. And if a person is also smart, this can lead to disastrous consequences.
Poor student. Even a loaf of doctor's sausage is not worth buying. And then there's a bloody callous in front of the account for studying.
And what is so tempting, glitters on the table with fascination? An old family watch. Nominal, engraved. Do chasers become a chance to escape?
The damned usurer turned out to be an avid rubbish. The money offered will not cover any expenses. This is not to be killed at all. One more old woman, one less.
A sharpened ax - here it is a straw for a drowning man. One blow, the second. Rub a puddle of blood, pick up all the jewels. It is done.
To justify the deed, a very convenient theory has already matured. Who said that you can not kill? Everyone is a louse. And the old woman is a louse. Destroy, get out.
One I have the right. Very smoothly comes out. Knowingly received a diploma.
But no crime will go unpunished.
The verdict is announced. You are sentenced to life imprisonment in hell.
Love can begin with tenderness, with affable looks, or maybe with opposition.
A noisy woman came to the resort. He sings songs, you see, prevents others from resting. And what if she and after sixty temperaments - even more than enough?
Who pacifies her, restless? Of course, the head doctor. That's the problem he fell!
They will argue, quarrel a little, they will talk, and there, you see, two lonely souls and find common ground ...
Why did one of the most famous TV hosts decide to celebrate the New Year at their entrance, next to the elevator door?
At the time to cry. The star of the television screen, a successful journalist, was abandoned by his wife. She left with the child to her mother. Really one to meet your favorite holiday?
And then another Santa Claus fell on his head. It seems that his wife invited to her daughter. The journalist decides that the actor in Santa Claus costume should entertain him. It is necessary to talk to someone.
And the most incredible thing is that the actor turns out to be an old acquaintance, a classmate at the theater school. They are so different, so charming. They have something to argue about, even there is something to fight for. Politicians, women, common acquaintances - they will wash the bones of everyone.
And the neighbors will add confusion to this crazy festive night. A veteran, a young couple in love, a vagabond intellectual ... Who else will join the New Year's table at the entrance?
Sparkling comedy, written specifically for Sergei Garmash and Leonid Yarmolnik, reveals new facets of the satirical talent of these outstanding artists. You will even get tired of laughing.
What we should build a house ... He dreams of buying a house.
Now he thinks only of this. The dream became an obsession. Even the rooms in the house were distributed to everyone.
But the salaries of a simple Russian doctor, even the savings of all members of his family, of course, will not suffice even for buying odnushki, not like at home.
Friends should help out! How could he be without a home? We must understand ... Yes, and he will not take money for long ...
So the doctor is rushing from classmate to classmate, from colleague to work to a casual acquaintance.
His arguments are thought out and logical. How can he continue to live without his home?
But the opera singer, whom he intercepts during rehearsal, does not even want to hear about money.
Refuses and a friend, a builder by profession. He knows how difficult it is to build and maintain a house. During the conversation, he also gets drunk to hell.
The general of the police will not refuse. He has money for sure. But the medical worker again made a mistake ...
Can not father's father-in-law take over? Yes, no one knows his family until he asked them for money ...
And your beloved wife? It's for her that he tries so hard.
It would not be immediately understandable that they might refuse him. Hope dies last.
The estate was sold for debts, the old aristocratic life was far behind ... She goes to visit her sister - and where else to run to her, Blanche DuBois, if this world does not accept and understand it, so noble and refined?
But the sister is married for a long time, she lives an unpretentious life, and her husband is a simple American man.
However, Blanche is even on a visit confident that her views on life - the only true. Is it possible to think so rudely and think so little about the sublime? She will try everything in her own way.
Such arrogance can not but lead to problems ... Was it so necessary to persist in its struggle against ignorance? After all, people do not change, but if you try to break the habitual way of their humble life, you can only make it worse ...
How hard it is to earn provincial actors! Extra earnings are very necessary.
They decided to take part in the new production. Then the most interesting thing began ...
Attention! Theater in the theater.
The fashion director rehearses with the actors a comedy of positions.
According to the plot events take place in the old London mansion. It gathered those who did not expect the presence of others. There is a couple in love, and the owners of the house, who are hiding from the tax inspector. In addition, a thief climbed into the window.
The turmoil, confusion, turmoil ...
And the characters are forced to always mention sardines! After all, the play - a "sardine" sponsor, a seller of canned fish.
Can you imagine how "touring" the tours of this troupe are?
All the time something goes wrong. Then the props lost, the decor was broken, then the actors forgot the lyrics of the roles.
The tension is increasing. Absolutely absurd!
The director is frightened waiting for the final exit of one of the artists. But will he? After all, the actor got drunk in the insole ...
A striking comedy by Michael Freyn. Unrepeatable English humor. You will laugh all the time.
I was having a dream. Not everything in it was a dream.
Poor brides of small county towns. How difficult is it for them to arrange a personal life! No worthy party.
But by a lucky coincidence, a rich prince came to the city alone. Well also what, what aged? The man though where! In addition to youth, nothing was lost.
One of the local ladies, his good friend, in any way trying to pass for him his beautiful daughter. That at first was capricious, but the prospect of loneliness frightens her.
The old prince is glad to be able to regain his youth. And the wedding seems to have already been decided ...
But, what a fairy tale, if there is no villain in it? Denied once a pretender to the hand of the girl is declared to take revenge. The intrigue twists.
Do not believe your eyes, all matchmaking is just a dream, says the insidious villain.
This prince is simply a fatal man. I arrived, spent one day in the city, but left me indelible memories for life. So he left in full confidence that he slept well. A dream ... so little that can dream!
What if our whole life is only a dream of something that will never happen?
A dream is a lifetime.
Love passions with a Venetian touch.
This city seems to have been created for love. Canals, gondolas, ancient palaces with terracotta walls and marble staircases, in the interiors of which flicker dim mirrors.
Venice becomes even more mysterious and beautiful in the days of the traditional carnival.
What kind of mask will today put on the beloved girl of the young artist on fabrics, Andzoletto? The Italian hopes to admit to her in love on this magical evening, when the couple slowly dance in the suites of the mansion.
Andzoletto is soon going to leave for a distant Muscovy. He dreams of its snow-covered streets, where people wear hats and fur coats to the heels.
Sadness only one. His beloved girl does not want to leave without her elderly father.
How to persuade the old man to go with them?
Lovers helped the lucky case. An elderly, but energetic Frenchwoman is crazy about a young artist.
Can Andzoletto persuade this whimsical lady to get to know his father's fiancé more closely?
An elegant musical performance is the comedy of the art of the great Carlo Goldoni.
The Venetian carnival is inconceivable without a love affair!
"Who are you? What did you sacrifice? Do you think that you are what they think you are? "
A wonderful rock opera about the tragic events of the last week of the earthly life of Jesus Christ, which became a symbol of good and justice.
We see a suffering person, not a powerful god. He is close and understandable to a modern man, especially a young man.
The story of love and loyalty, of jealousy and betrayal, of faith in miracle and loneliness.
The best songs of the brilliant opera entered the golden fund of rock music of the twentieth century. They are so different, but each one is better than the other!
The poetic words of the songs of Tim Rice, written in a simple modern language, correspond to the wonderful music of the composer Lloyd Webber.
The authors of the rock opera were called rebels. They after all have swung on an evangelical plot!
"Jesus Christ, who are you?" Asks Judah in the very first song.
One of the most famous and beloved is the lyric and soulful aria of Mary Magdalene "I do not know how to love him."
Even the closest apostles could not understand their teacher.
"One thing I do not understand, what was your calculation? How did you get lured into such a binder? Was it difficult to foresee in advance - why did you choose the century, the country and the people so strangely? "
Red Riding Hood has many friends: Raven, Bear and Hare. And they are all for it - a mountain and they are ready to help her if the trouble happens, for example, if the Wolf suddenly wants to eat the Red Riding Hood. The hare will run to save her. True, the Hare is trustful and Lisa, the friend of the Wolf, it is easy to knock him out of the way. But when will reach, here the Hare will not tremble, though also timid: will close a breast the Hood!
And the Bear is also happy to come running to the rescue. True, if the hive on the way is discovered, then Bear will have to stay ...
But even those who are not friends, but are labeled as enemies, can still become good. And suddenly it will be found out that the Fox cooks wonderful pies, and the Wolf is the first hunter to cook these pies, and the other heroes will not refuse!
"The teacher is my first ..." And if she is a robot?
Someone from the greats said that in young years it does not matter what to learn, it is important - who. But in the world of ultra-high technologies, this has been forgotten.
The father of the boy disappears in the office from morning till night. Mom watches so many shows on the "box" that TV presenters are already recognizing her face.
The schools were closed, the teachers were dispersed. Children learn at home - so it is more convenient. Each child is assigned a personal teacher-robot. He is able to answer any questions.
Only can a complex machine become a true friend to the student? Moreover, this fourteen-year-old boy is very lonely.
He knows that cars are never wrong. But his robot is completely different. The robot can not empathize and sympathize.
So who is teaching the boy? A new technological miracle or a man "dressed up as a machine"?
Kind and light performance for family viewing.
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