All the secret one day will be revealed!

Paolino and Carolina have long been in love with each other, and even managed to get married secretly! And now suddenly the Count with the offer of his hand appeared, wants to marry on Caroline!

What do Paolino and Caroline? Tell her father everything? To run away? They are already beginning to prepare for the escape, but the whole house runs to the noise ...

And why not ask for forgiveness and blessings from your father? Loving hearts have nothing to hide! Especially since the count without a bride will not remain: he can marry sister Caroline, Lisette, behind whom a weighty dowry, by the way, gives!

In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."

In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.

But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..

The difficult destinies of ordinary people ... Two true stories about life, in which from the holiday to the triune - one step.

A young family in a small Siberian town. He, a twenty-year-old soldier, miraculously escaped death on the fronts of the Great Patriotic War. And she, who lost her father's house and all her relatives for the terrible years of the war.

They masturbate and they hang around strangers' corners. At the end of the forties with work is bad, even the ends with ends are difficult to reduce. Life brings young people with good and kind people, but there are also vile people who deprive them of shelter over their heads.

Will the husband shoot down a flying goose? A sick son needs to be fed with broth.

My husband is destined for a short journey. Health is undermined by war and famine. Instead of a handful of earth, his wife throws his pillow with military decorations into the grave.

And next to - a violent peasant feast. A guest comes from the city on a holiday. Siberians, eccentric and ridiculous villagers, turn out to be dear to her. Yes, they can yell at each other, drink a lot, even scandal and fight, but the truth behind them.

"With age, I learned: the joy is short, passing, often deceptive, the sadness is eternal, beneficial, unchanging. Joy flashes a lightning, no, lightning faster and rolls with a roll-over rumble. Sadness shines quietly, like an unspoken star, but this light does not fade at night or in the day, "wrote Viktor Astafyev. According to two stories of the great writer this performance is staged.

Who wins on the calculation, he does not ask about age.

Misha Balzaminov is already twenty-five, and it's impossible to marry. And who will marry him?

It hurts him to be enthusiastic and weak-willed. No work is not good. Only sigh, but he knows how to dream about a rich bride.

His mother from the very childhood spoiled, that's grown a little bit big, but unreasonable.

Some women are around him. Therefore, he himself is like a woman.

He has only one hope - to matchmaker. Her aunt is quick and self-serving.

Such a bride should get him out of the ground.

And she did not disappoint Misha. There is in her mind a merchant woman, Belotelov, a rich widow. Yes, so lazy that even from home does not come out.

Balsaminov is happy. It's not for nothing that he was looking for a bride for so long.

"For what you will go, you will find."

Favorite songs of our Soviet past. Well, if among them will be your favorite.

Most, of course, about love.

"Where the maple rustles over the river wave, we talked about love with you. Noisy that maple, the field is haunted by the haze, and love, like a dream, passed by. "

But there are also hooligan-table women: "Bells-bells are ringing. Our horses raced for two hours in a row. Our horses have become tense - the long journey. Is not it time for us to wave a glass? "

The broken songs of the time when the Moscow residence permit was almost an unattainable dream.

"Mom, I love the janitor!" Mom, I'll go for the janitor! Janitor without problems and risk

In a moment will make a residence permit. That's why I like janitors! "

And of course, compassionate, touching the soul: "Stand by the locomotive, do not rush, wheels. Conductor, press the brakes. I hasten to see my mother's mother with the last greet to appear on the eyes. "

But the mischievous, of course, more. Among them, an unforgettable "Chicken roasted".

Come! You will not regret.

Something from my childhood ...

Here you run, you run, you gasp. And then the child's help: "I'm in the house!" And that's all, no one will besiege.

A Tale of Poor Relatives. Do not have time to start a separate living area, like here: "I can drink water from you, otherwise I want to sleep that night!"

Mouse housewarming celebrated. To her there and then the brother-hedgehog with a frog, a foxy-sister with a wolf, Petka-cockerel. Relatives can not refuse!

But one was superfluous. I do not understand how the bear could have thought that it would fit in the mouse's house ?!

Very kind, very dear to the heart of the fairy tale "Teremok".

Childhood is the most wonderful time for kids, and the most important is for parents.

Teach children to distinguish between good and bad, spending weekends with them in the theater - a pledge of happiness in a tenement called Family.

Husband and wife came to a hypnosis session - and it raced!

His wife found out about such secrets, which she could not even guess. The old burn, it turns out, my husband did not receive when he defended his homeland, but in the bath. And the Motherland did not need to protect him at all. And before the enchantments of the Val'ki Crane, the husband did not always manage to resist ...

My wife, of course, also had a couple of sins, but they are nothing compared to her husband's many years of lies.

And what to do now? How to live now spouses? Maybe once hypnosis helped them to see the truth, then the hypnotist will help them further? Will show you how to live on ...

Attention! The most intimate, the masculine ...

... "There would be sex, like a cigarette shoot: girl, sorry, but you will not have sex? "Oh, no, I quit."

It would be so interesting for every woman to overhear men's conversations! After all, they talk about women and about marriage, about sports, about cars, about money, about work and about their dreams.

Why is the beautiful sex still does not understand that sex with a beloved woman is fundamentally different from having sex with an unloved?

Does anybody know why you need to urgently transfer the grandmother across the road, until someone else did it?

Can I change my wife with sausage?

How exactly can the fascists understand the personal problems?

Men always remain children. Impudent, puzatenkimi, balding, but very nice babes. True, the first forty years of their childhood are always the most difficult ...

This theater can rightly be called one of the most popular.

Witty performances collect complete rooms.

The actor's talent for artists is worthy of a storm of applause.

Interesting reasoning about the male and female logic.

Laugh from the heart and take note, dear ladies.

"The thing is that a woman wants to live her life, and a man wants to live his own life. And everyone tries to reduce the other from the right path. "

Can I teach a simple flower girl to speak English like a duchess?

The professor of phonetics promised his friend that he would do it and took the smudge in his London mansion.

If only he knew that he had to go through with her!

Moods, claims and reproaches are half the battle. Communication with her impudent dad scavenger of any will drive mad!

But the girl was not only nice and charming, but also a diligent student.

She sings very nice and dances well. I liked the beauty even of the professor's mother.

Can an aristocrat love a commoner? But he was already so used to it ...

And it is not easy for him to believe. A trustworthy girl can be deceived by anyone.

"Did you meet men who would be decent in dealing with women?"

Insulting Ivan the fool, but he was all smarter and luckier. Because he was kind and brave.

Brothers and father of simple-minded Ivan for an equal did not recognize. They thought that he was stupid. And he, the dodger, once took and caught the Kobylitsa, who gave him the Humpbacked Horse. And that Ivanushka became a true friend.

Terrible Tsar Ivan gives instructions one more difficult than the other, but the good fellow does not care. With such an assistant, as the ingenious Humpbacked Horse, he and the sea are knee-deep.

He even did not hesitate to meet with a miracle-yudo-fish-whale, not to mention a cheerful pike and other herring and crucian carp. And how boldly Ivan flied on a firebird!

The evil advisers of the tsar slander the lucky Ivan. The king acted decisively. I asked Vanyusha to bring him from distant lands the Tsar-maiden, the first overseas beauty.

It took him to marry him in his old age.

A pretty girl took and in Ivan fell in love without a memory. Yes, and helped him get rid of the harmful king.

As they say, do not dig another pit - you will get into it yourself. So in a fairy tale, and in a life happens.

If a woman walks, tilting her head to the left - she has a lover ... In general, if a lady has a head on her shoulders, then she has a lover!

Sultry woman, passionate Italian, for many years endured treason completely impudent husband. Even an adult son is surprised at her angelic patience.

All she wanted was to save her family ... Thought he would come to his senses. But this old ladies' man does not even look at his wife. And in bed she does not interest him at all.

How many deafening scandals they had!

She tried to hang herself and shoot herself. Even in the window she wanted to jump out, but only broke her leg, because her husband was trying to save her.

With the past is over!

Osatanevshaya wife will remove a separate apartment and settle for a new job. Will buy himself enchanting outfits. And her lover will always appear!

And not some loser, and such that all friends envy.

A funny Italian comedy with wonderful actors.

If you want to be happy, be her!

An unusual story of an ordinary family.

Children have long grown up and fled from the parent's nest. What can collect all family members in their home? Mysterious disappearance of the father!

Three daughters and three of their beloved come to the aid of the mother to find the head of the family - a teacher and part-time poet. He is an elderly alcoholic, very well-read and educated.

Once he gave his beloved wife a collection of poems, she told him - three children.

But in search of their father they find a heap of family secrets, a tangle of mutual claims and grievances.

Close-up shows the love of loved ones. But not simple, warm, warming the soul. A special love of cultural and educated people. Love with a touch of snobbery.

It turns out that there can be too much love. Now they understand why they bought houses at a distance from each other. Just to not suffocate from this mutual feeling.

They say "I love you", read "you have to love me", the phrase "I missed you" means "you owe me for my love."

It's amazing how much interesting things can be hidden behind other people's doors.

Do you think that you know yourself and have completely taken place in your life? Try to spend a week with all members of your family.