English lord became chanson singer. And he is married to a woman, but he loves a man, Comrade Minister. What else will an English gentleman surprise?

But although the heroes have sonorous English names, the performance is about Russian life.

We hold tenders for the production of rubber horseradish. There is an endless advertising of mayonnaise. Glamorous ladies help the Orthodox Church. Tired businessmen fly for the weekend from Moscow to Lazurka and to Courchevel.

A merry comedy directed by Bogomolov about the most striking events in Russian life of the last decade.

Sochi Olympics and guest workers, bandits and their friends deputies, fascism and propaganda of homosexuality, show business stars and modest intellectuals, vices and shrines. A variety of meanings, hints and jokes.

Virtuously used fragments of texts from "The Ideal Husband" and "Portrait of Dorian Gray" Oscar Wilde, Pushkin and Chekhov, even a fragment from Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".

A hot, scandalous and ironic performance. A keen satire on our lives. You will laugh all the time.

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You never know what to expect from this bohemian. Creative people are freakish, cruel. They live by their own whims. One word is eccentrics.

They sit, drink tea on their verandah, grasshoppers chirp around, trains rustle. And I think about how to simply bring people into that "bright, kind."

Chatters, of course, but willing to people of good. They will suffer, posokrushayutsya about the fate of the motherland and go to play cards.

Taking on the role of the builder of human souls, the soft-baked writer himself can not keep track of his women.

His wife is ready for everything for him, even to close his eyes to his betrayal. She, of course, forgives, but she always gets a handkerchief out of her pocket.

Writers generally have an amnesty for adultery. What to do, these are the costs of the profession - the muse is always necessary.

It is desirable with a pretty face, tight curls and a slim figure. By the way, the groom of the muse is a revolutionary, and such people do not live long.

Wife - husband - mistress ... but the classic love triangle instantly crumbles and turns into a square when a new woman appears, young and inexperienced.

Fiction is you. The only truth is happiness ... Will he find his restless literator, Lovelace?

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Each premiere in the Mayakovsky Theater is an event. And not only because this theater has long acquired a "name", but also because the choice always falls on works very unusual, and sometimes specially created for this "scene".

And the "Russian Romance" is no exception. Delivered by Mindaugas Karbauskis on the play of Marius Iwaszkiewicz, who already created for the theater of the delightful "Kant", the performance, the space of which was re-created on the stage by Sergey Barkhin, will necessarily become the pearl of the theatrical season.

So, what will the prime minister tell us about?

This time the speech with the audience will lead to literature, geniuses in literature and their lives, how written, not written, and even the works conceived by the author affect his life. And if we undertake to study the subject of such a subtle - then certainly on the example of one of the most solid, large and significant figures of Russian literature - Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy.

We, the submissive authorities of the director and the author of the play, will be transferred to the everyday life of the genius creator, in which the fates of fictional heroes are mixed with the fates and lives of his relatives and friends. But, maybe, they not simply mix up? Maybe they are fighting desperately with each other for the "first" place in his life? Who will win? And can there be any victory in such a battle?

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Attention! The most intimate, the masculine ...

... "There would be sex, like a cigarette shoot: girl, sorry, but you will not have sex? "Oh, no, I quit."

It would be so interesting for every woman to overhear men's conversations! After all, they talk about women and about marriage, about sports, about cars, about money, about work and about their dreams.

Why is the beautiful sex still does not understand that sex with a beloved woman is fundamentally different from having sex with an unloved?

Does anybody know why you need to urgently transfer the grandmother across the road, until someone else did it?

Can I change my wife with sausage?

How exactly can the fascists understand the personal problems?

Men always remain children. Impudent, puzatenkimi, balding, but very nice babes. True, the first forty years of their childhood are always the most difficult ...

This theater can rightly be called one of the most popular.

Witty performances collect complete rooms.

The actor's talent for artists is worthy of a storm of applause.

Interesting reasoning about the male and female logic.

Laugh from the heart and take note, dear ladies.

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Each production of Vladimir Pankov is becoming an extraordinary event of Moscow theater. Although even in the whole whole country.

Perhaps, because this director manages to not only talently embody on the stage any works. In addition, he created his own - an amazing direction called "saundrama." "Morphine" - the first in this series, brought him a few theater awards and has been on the stage for nine years already. And created for the Festival. Chekhov "War" continues to conquer the metropolitan public.

And now, a new performance in the same amazing style, combining music, plastic, text. When all this, even simple noises, merges into a single whole, forming the space of the inner world where the characters live, help them to immerse themselves completely in the atmosphere of their life, to feel them at arm's length.

And what will he tell us about this time? About such a strange and at the same time very Russian concept as "zilovshchina." About where the truly Russian yearning comes from and what it does to a person. And that a person who has lost himself in this melancholy, who has lost the opportunity to love, and maybe even a belief in what he is capable of loving, does with the people around him.

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Ninety-eight years old, but he is still called affectionately and somehow childish - Venya. He saw with his own eyes a long, eventful, upheaval, a succession of faces, joys, misfortunes of the twentieth century. And he remained - a modest, dreamy intellectual, able to see poetry in both everyday and grandiose.

On his birthday he remembers his life. While his daughter is selling an apartment (whether a joke or an apartment in the center of St. Petersburg!), Venya gives herself over to memories. Here is his mother, a reserved, well-bred woman. But those girls and ladies who left an indelible mark on his soul.

To sweep the thought through the past, examine it through the eyes of a man who has seen the species, pay tribute to changes, indulge in nostalgia, admire the city on the Neva and its inhabitants - all this allows a spectacle in which the spring mood reigns, after all, it's the turn of April!

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You can not forget the history of your Motherland. Never. Especially if the story is sprinkled with blood and fanned by the smoke of the fires that sparked the war. It is necessary to preserve in your hearts precious memories of the difficult path that everyone who went to the Victory had to pass through.

And about this story, ways and Victory can be sung. Subtle, piercing, incredibly talented. To put on a play full of melodies and genuine feelings, experiences that will certainly make us closer to those times when people lived by faith and hope alone.

And the intonations of these melodies necessarily come out different. Someone will tighten the lyric tune, someone will remember something filled with pathetic, and someone will smile, because at any time there is a place for something amusing, maybe even comical, and someone will grow sad for those who were not destined to reach to end.

And listen to these melodies - like sorting out precious memories, waking up in memory the stories of loved ones and leafing through the slightly yellowed pages of books on which the described destinies of those who left for war were frozen in neat letters.

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His own among strangers, a stranger among his own.

When there are two creative people, just exactly nothing will happen. A romantic poet with a criminal past and a dreamy artist, a city madman living in a world of her dreams.

She dreams of the sea, the sun, Bermuda. This Bermuda love triangle - he, she and their beautiful, and such naive fantasies.

In a foreign country, where people around are strangers, a foreign language, will they be able to become native to each other?

Somewhere on a small patch between Germany, Italy and France under the name of Switzerland they found each other.

The only thing they know is that they met and the whole world was divided into "before and after." And that they can not live without each other any more.

And we are ready for everything for the sake of each other. Even go to death. What is left for her to do? Go after him to heaven? In your Eden, your Bermuda? May be…

How to get to where you should not be? Is there a visa in someone else's soul?

Borders, borders, borders. The borders of states, the boundaries of opportunities, the boundaries of time ...

Only our dreams have no boundaries.

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"In reality, everything that surrounds us simply goes away."

Yes, the musketeers have grown old. But they still swear honor, all are also loyal to duty and male friendship. They are charming and courageous, brave and fortunate.

There will be a lot of duels on swords, and not only the musketeers will fight, but also the beautiful ladies in lush dresses.

How dangerous is the treacherous and deceitful cardinal and his right hand-seductive and arrogant milady! Will the villains be able to deceive such a credulous, and therefore weak French king?

Brave musketeers boldly rush to protect the queen from the attacks of slanderers. And they will deliver her diamond pendants from London from the Duke of Buckingham intact.

For the sake of love they are ready for anything. They risk their lives as usual, how to breathe.

It's not so important at what time those who consider themselves musketeers live.

"And the eternal battle. Rest only in our dreams".

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She wanted to leave with someone she loved. I did not want to calculate how much it costs.

The world is just. Every investigation has its own reason. What goes around comes around. Everyone gets what they deserve.

Who else believes in these fairy tales?

She had the imprudence to show compassion and extend a helping hand. And for this she was brutally punished.

Chinese gods have decided that they will have mercy on the province of Sichuan. Eliminate the exhausted inhabitants from hunger and other ills.

But they will do it only when they find at least one good person among them.

The burden of responsibility lay on the fragile female shoulders of a local prostitute. She will also shelter the disadvantaged, and comfort the uninvited waterer. And his wives, who failed to fly, will give wings.

But not a single good deed has gone unpunished. The more compassion she showed, the more she sat on her neck.

To avoid being on the street, she had to invent an imaginary cousin. He will be able to say no!

It is hot as fire. It's as cold as ice.

But if she is the only kind person, then who will help her?

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Do you want to make God laugh? Tell him about your plans.

Everything seemed so reasonable.

A rich man, a respected chairman of the bank's management was going to celebrate the anniversary of this organization. But unexpectedly his wife came ...

Why does not she let him do business? To get rid of her endless stories about relatives and girlfriends he never succeeds.

How would you put it out of the bank?

And some old woman is bothering him, who came to ask him for her husband's pension. But he did not work in this bank!

The accountant writes the annual report. The confusion with women prevents him from concentrating.

Will they find any way out of this situation?

The second story of the bet that the millionaire concluded with a young lawyer. The rich man promised him two million rubles if he would stay in voluntary imprisonment for fifteen years.

Is this incredible story going to end without the intervention of a woman?

"Do not say that youth has ruined, that jealousy has been tormented by mine."

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How much does love cost.

Everything is sold and everything is bought. Everything has a price. Everyone has a price. The market economy has penetrated into the world of human relations.

He sold his dream. And what did you want to become as a child? A cosmonaut, a cook, a fireman, a teacher? Most likely, they chose noble professions.

And he so dreamed of becoming a scientist! Represented himself in the ghostly light of a laboratory with a test tube in his hand. In a dream, I dreamed of science.

But it was necessary to keep an old father. Therefore I had to serve not the science, but the state. In the end, to become a policeman is to work for the benefit of society.

Now the father is dead. Empty apartment is covered with dusty furniture. Here it is, an inheritance. All that remains of a loved one. It's time to appreciate everything.

But, the more the appraiser lingers, considering the price, the clearer it is that how much is past and present, successes and failures.

Three hammer blows. Sales!

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