The king of fairies and elves Oberon and his assistant forest spirit Pak have wonders, and they have a magic potion, which means that anyone can fall in love with anyone!
For example, Oberon, to spoil his wife after a quarrel, fell in love with her in an artisan with an ass's head!
Yes, and people also got: two worthy young men for Hermias, a beautiful maiden, fought, and suddenly both of them unexpectedly fell in love with Elena, and now they are competing for her!
Itself confused all Oberon, let now unravel! His wife will come to his senses at last, young people will understand what's what, and Elena will marry Demetrius, and Hermias for Lysander!
Look at you, Carnival!
Ah, Ahov! Do not be afraid, there will be a great post for you.
A rich merchant, full-full of his box and chintz, and brocade, and money. And the money is for the bride.
I'm used to trading, and even love affairs go in the form of buying and selling. In the morning money is in the evening wife. In the evening the wife - in the morning money.
But he can consoled himself as much as he likes with the thought that money solves everything. I forgot that people are not a commodity. And for marriage, such a thing as feelings is necessary.
Who could have imagined that a nephew, passionately in love with a girl, would intervene in the event? One misfortune is that he is as poor as a church mouse.
There is a hard choice before a homeless woman: reluctant to marry a decrepit but rich old man and arrange a mother's life or give herself up to a sense of impatience and poverty, but the happiness to live with a sweet shop assistant?
But before the fateful choice are all participants in the events. How to be a mother? To sacrifice the welfare of her daughter or her happiness? A merchant? Continue to all tyrannize, seeking his own, or to accept his fate?
The young man reflects on whether to continue to humble himself before his uncle or get courage and send him to hell?
In the main place, do not eat each other.
No, no, no, thank you, no ladies need hussars! Some of the problems from the female sex in the world are, not like with male friends: from them you always know what to expect.
Yes, only ladies come usually without asking, and then try to get them out! Especially if they decided to marry someone. Here, not one hussar will fall under the onslaught of the women's regiment. Nevertheless, whatever one may say, and assertive ladies are no less brave people than hussars mustached!
Three days it rains, which will drive everyone crazy.
How to get rid of loneliness? The only way out is to have fun!
A young man and his friends, husband and wife, are trying to find out which of them the other day they visited their friend.
The girl is sure that he spent the evening with her. But the young man insists on his rightness.
Are they arguing for boredom? Otherwise, extremely improbable circumstances are found out along the way.
One of them claims that he once tried human beings.
Another tells of his difficult relationship with God.
The third is sure that all of his problems can be solved by a psychiatrist. He suffers from depression.
Will they find a common language? Or are they all completely lost in the real world and in their illusions?
A modern absurdist comedy with a light, intelligent and deep text. Every word in its place, sounds weighty and wise.
Charming performance, wonderful direction and beautiful actors.
They are intelligent and even somewhat abstruse, but they are confused in the simplest and most understandable - love. They are drawn to each other, but within the framework of marriage, attraction is difficult to fit, because around - solid temptations.
Couples break up, and it turns out that friends have nothing to advise their friends who decided to disperse: everyone has their own problems in the relationship, and someone has long been splitting the marriage at the seams ...
The performance of Konstantin Bogomolov absorbed the subtle humor of Woody Allen, once again proving that the scenes of clarifying the relationship from the outside look not so ugly as ridiculous and absurd that it does not negate the value of the relationship itself, because without love, apparently, there is nothing Will talk ...
My grandmother did not want to give in to any granddaughter. She has already found her beloved and, that not a day, is ready to jump out at the crown, but only my grandmother rested: no, that's it!
And who will argue with an old woman? No one. Unless ...
Here came the old man to hire them - and the old people remembered which grandmother gave a long-time promise. The word has given, that will fulfill a desire of the friend. Many years have passed, many things have been forgotten, but she could not forget that her grandmother was bound by a word.
And now, having disassembled everything and having thought it over, the old man decided to ask the young for happiness. It was lucky for the bride and groom that the grandmother's friend interceded for them!
You are responsible for those who have tamed.
A good person will not abandon a friend in need, even a dog.
Poor artists, grandfather and his grandson give short presentations to the rich inhabitants of the Crimean dachas. The old man once took a little boy to be brought up by a drinking cobbler.
But they are thrown very little money, sometimes even a trained poodle has nothing to feed. They have no other income.
Funny tricks and jumps through the hoop of a white fluffy dog are rejoiced by rich children in fancy suits on their shoulders. And the old man twists an ancient barrel organ that plays a dull German waltz.
One day a boy ran out of a luxurious house, tried by parents and servants. But he was capricious, and then he wanted to see a street performance with a poodle.
The dog liked the barchuk so much that he asked his mother to buy it. Stamping with your feet!
The artists gave up a lot of money. Soon a messenger from that family came to them and once again asked to sell the poodle. I was upset that I did not persuade my grandfather and the boy.
And then the poodle disappeared. Will a disconsolate boy find a four-legged friend?
Betray friends - the last thing, worse than nowhere.
"Do not deceive yourself, you have to look at the truth straight in the eyes at least once in your life."
They can only talk on abstract topics. Nothing else. They do not even try. What for? It is much easier to talk about the "Russian idea" and the glorious past of your family and country.
An elderly middle-aged woman wanders around an uncleaned house. Together with her three daughters, she lives at a dacha in an academic village.
She translates into English the book of the modern author.
Like the heroines of Chekhov's plays, she likes to complain about life and to dream of a bright future. And for a long time to suffer, blaming all of humanity for their past and future sorrows.
Her brother, with a funny nickname Dyudya, is right for her. He likes to drink and remember the love of his life, the charming ballerina, whom he called Giselle.
All household members live in the past. They remember their relatives, who once fought with Napoleon, and then owned a beautiful cherry orchard.
Right under their house are going to lay the metro line. Will they find the strength to resist this, or is it easier for them to reconcile themselves with the move?
As if not to miss the real life, not to get lost in words, not to stay on the sidelines ...
"But do some relatives have the right to our compassion? All people are our neighbors. "
An elderly noblewoman is bored in her estate. Money is full, but nothing to do.
One of her joys is the young son of her longtime friend, a half-educated schoolboy. The mistress took him to her from his poor mother.
We must help the boy! And he does not take his eyes off her. Fell in love, fool. She will caress him, dress her. For the sake of a pretty handsome, she does not mind even selling a cheap forest to a cunning neighbor, a wealthy merchant.
Her estate is not in vain called "Penkov". Soon she will squander her husband's inheritance.
She has an orphan girl who is in love with the merchant's son. But without his dowry, his father will not allow him to marry.
On a visit to the lady come two distressed provincial actors. One of them is her nephew. But the landlord is not going to help them.
With grief, the orphan is ready to drown in the river, it's good that a good actor will save her.
Lady and would like to get rid of a pretty girl, which is dangerous to keep in the same house with a young dunce, but she pities her money.
Lyrical comedy about greed, vanity and frivolity of those who consider themselves worthy people.
You can not build happiness on another's grief.
How much in life happens by accident? And what if our whole life is accidental?
By chance, twins were born in different families at the same time. One family was rich and happy. For complete happiness, they did not have enough to buy servants for their sons.
And the other family was poor. And they had to sell the children to be served by the rich.
A terrible storm on the way home is breaking all their plans for life. Shipwreck raises them to different ends of the world and their own brothers grow up, not knowing about the existence of each other.
With one pair of twins it's easy to get confused. And what if there are twice as many?
His brother's search led him to his wife. But she takes it for her faithful. Only behaves very strange. Was he mad? A good wife is that she can not tell her husband.
And he does not mind getting deceived and hurrying to go inside the house. After all, there is a beautiful sister-in-waiting.
Everyone was mistaken. But the gods do not make mistakes. The more tests they had to go through, the more joyful the meeting.
You would be right if you did not err.
One is beautiful and stupid, and the other is outwardly awkward, but talented and intelligent. Which of them will choose a beauty?
Noble Cyrano does not believe that a beautiful Frenchwoman can love him, that she sacrifices her life for her happiness.
Although all friends appreciate him for his courage, loyalty to this word and military valor.
Every day he writes her affectionate love letters on behalf of her rival. And when he dies in battle, she does not dare to confess to her in deceit.
Only before the death of the poet she will guess who was the author of those amazing poems that once conquered her heart. But it will be too late ...
A gentle and touching story about love in the excellent performance of the actors' favorite by the spectators.
"I love you, with all my heart and soul, but my dearest is your soul."
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