Manuscripts do not burn. So Woland said of the book of the Master, whom Margarita loved.

She was the wife of another. But I fell in love with the Master at first sight. And became his muse. I went to his home, read the chapters from his book about Pontius Pilate. Was his support in everything. Very worried when he disappeared.

She even had to be the mistress of the ball at Satan for her meeting with her beloved.

Only then Woland told her that the master did not deserve happiness, but deserved peace.

And Voland with his retinue did God in Moscow, better - hell, he knows what. Lived in a bad apartment on Sadovaya street.

Predicted that Berlioz will cut off the head of the girl-Komsomol. And then he got under the tram.

Woland sent the director of a variety show to the Crimea. He punished the crook-manager.

I spent a session of black magic without exposing it. Yes, so that the half-naked young ladies were forced to hide from passers-by. He said that Muscovites messed up the housing issue.

The play takes place in the Moscow metro. The unfinished subway station turns into an apartment on the Patriarch's Ponds, then into the ward in the hospital.

"Love jumped out before us, as a murderer in an alley jumps out from under the earth, and struck us both at once!" So the Master spoke of his love. Better not say.

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Her talent is to drive men mad.

Of course, not the only one. A great actress. A real diamond on the stage.

But will it also be able to brightly shine, faced with mean people?

How interesting to look at the people of the theater outside the scene! They take off their masks and show their faces. Or do they always play like on stage?

It's hard to figure out where the joy is, but where the mountain is, where the theatrical passions are, and where the real ones are.

Young, talented, but inexperienced actress hopes for a successful career in the theater.

It's not good enough to be an actress to play well on stage. The theatrical world dictates its rules - one must be more supportive of some members of society, a little more compliant, then there will be major roles. An actor, after all, is a public profession?

The girl did not see any other way than to go to the keepers. She left to conquer the capital. Well, she is not the first, not the last.

Talent can be profitable to sell.

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Do you want to make God laugh? Tell him about your plans.

Everything seemed so reasonable.

A rich man, a respected chairman of the bank's management was going to celebrate the anniversary of this organization. But unexpectedly his wife came ...

Why does not she let him do business? To get rid of her endless stories about relatives and girlfriends he never succeeds.

How would you put it out of the bank?

And some old woman is bothering him, who came to ask him for her husband's pension. But he did not work in this bank!

The accountant writes the annual report. The confusion with women prevents him from concentrating.

Will they find any way out of this situation?

The second story of the bet that the millionaire concluded with a young lawyer. The rich man promised him two million rubles if he would stay in voluntary imprisonment for fifteen years.

Is this incredible story going to end without the intervention of a woman?

"Do not say that youth has ruined, that jealousy has been tormented by mine."

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The girl from the future is the same as any of our contemporaries, only more courageous and advanced: she is well versed in technology and knows that if her husband is not among the familiar men, one can always turn to a special agency where she will be picked up by her order. .. husband-robot!

And what is so bad about such a mechanical groom? Made in full accordance with the wishes of the "bride", he is handsome, well read, clever ...

And even when something does not work out for them - not everything is so easy even with robots! - The girl will not pass. He will come to a popular show, tell about his love failures. And before her, women shed tears before the screen, they complained about the suitors who fled!

How so? It turns out that, no matter how you twist the gears of love, no matter how you try to calculate everything, and happiness is simply not measured, not constructed, assembled, disassembled, as a designer.

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Look at you, Carnival!

Ah, Ahov! Do not be afraid, there will be a great post for you.

A rich merchant, full-full of his box and chintz, and brocade, and money. And the money is for the bride.

I'm used to trading, and even love affairs go in the form of buying and selling. In the morning money is in the evening wife. In the evening the wife - in the morning money.

But he can consoled himself as much as he likes with the thought that money solves everything. I forgot that people are not a commodity. And for marriage, such a thing as feelings is necessary.

Who could have imagined that a nephew, passionately in love with a girl, would intervene in the event? One misfortune is that he is as poor as a church mouse.

There is a hard choice before a homeless woman: reluctant to marry a decrepit but rich old man and arrange a mother's life or give herself up to a sense of impatience and poverty, but the happiness to live with a sweet shop assistant?

But before the fateful choice are all participants in the events. How to be a mother? To sacrifice the welfare of her daughter or her happiness? A merchant? Continue to all tyrannize, seeking his own, or to accept his fate?

The young man reflects on whether to continue to humble himself before his uncle or get courage and send him to hell?

In the main place, do not eat each other.

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Was it because Hama Bruta was gone, that he was afraid? Or because he was tempted?

The student of the theological seminary could not stand, could not stand the test with witch charms.

He sang the humble pantochka humbly, recited the prayers regularly, and even circled the circle around himself to protect himself from demonic forces. And all the same, he was overcome by a witch.

Three nights fought Homa with temptation. The first survived, the second survived, and the third broke. What prevented him from remaining faithful to the light? Why did he succumb to demonic charms?

In an enchanted world in which it is dangerous to go beyond the circle, losing is not necessarily a loss, and victory is not always a victory. Homa Brutus fought, and his struggle became the expression of his bold soul. Fight: a philosopher - with loneliness, a seminarian - with temptation, a poet - with death, - is destined from the beginning. And there is no end to this struggle.

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"You can tell by eyes whether a person has money or not."

Zoe has a special scent for money. He knows everything at all costs and will not give himself up for offense.

She dreamed of making a lot, and then going to Paris. She saw this city only in a dream.

And in the Soviet Moscow of the thirties, the ladies do not live sweetly. Beautiful outfits in the afternoon with fire do not get - you can only sew.

So Zoya conceived in her cozy apartment to open a sewing workshop for sewing fashionable dresses and working clothes for the proletariat.

But this is for a diversion of eyes. A lot of money will be brought to her by the visiting house. And her assistants are one better than the other - a charming rascal and a former lover.

She organizes cheerful parties with them.

Scammers are always there. They reported to whom it follows that Zoya is a "socially dangerous type". Caring is full of mouth.

But trouble does not come alone. She's got a commercial director killed in her apartment!

Now she can not escape arrest. I cried her apartment!

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Cut off by scandals for years ... How stupid it is to offend each other!

The story of the life of one family from a small southern town. Heavy post-war years ... Poverty, hopelessness, despair. But there was love and tenderness! As without them.

Poor, single mothers cry a lot. Naughty children, not paying attention to adults, running around the streets, snapping and learning to give the offenders surrender.

Rachel is short-sighted, sharp-tongued, brisk and thievish. She never doubts anything and takes care of her loved ones too intrusively.

She is a sister, Zlota. Day after day, women live their hard life, sew dresses to order and cook soup, quarrel, make up, bring up young people, love and grow old.

The events of the big world with its shocks and troubles pass by them. They have their own world.

Three actions, eight paintings, 92 scandals.

The sisters have no one closer to each other.

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What kind of wife to choose? Princess in a pink dress, which with a glamorous dog in the guests appeared? The nature of such a bride is unbearable, and she certainly does not know how to cook, but she will be demanding much from her husband!

No, it's much better to marry a simple girl, hard-working. With her, any work - in joy, and to work around the house together with her nice!

And the time will come - and the stork will have to catch up. Well, to catch up so to catch up, there's nothing to do. Go!

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The most romantic love stories have occurred with unusual couples: a beauty and a monster, a prince and a princess-frog ...

In the town on the beach there are rumors of a strange young man.

He can live under water, but pretends to be an ordinary man on land. What if he takes someone to the sea?

In fact, this "monster" is simply in love. Nobody needs him, except for a single one. A sweet and humble daughter of a fisherman stole the heart of an amphibian man.

But evil people never see the "monster" of the unfortunate youth ...

It was not easy at all for the fate of the boy, whom the brave doctor, who transplanted the shark's gills, saved from certain death. Should he swim in the deep sea or live on the earth?

A touching story about two lovers who will be together in spite of all difficulties.

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A ballet with many tricks not only amuses and amuses young spectators: it teaches them how beautiful love is!

The Tin Soldier was in love with the Ballerina, but their romantic union was prevented by the evil Troll. Unsaid, reincarnated left their youthful feeling - but even so it was perfect!

To be amazed at your love and be ready to give your heart to another - only such straightforward and honest natures as the Tin Soldier are able to remain true to their great feelings!

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They are intelligent and even somewhat abstruse, but they are confused in the simplest and most understandable - love. They are drawn to each other, but within the framework of marriage, attraction is difficult to fit, because around - solid temptations.

Couples break up, and it turns out that friends have nothing to advise their friends who decided to disperse: everyone has their own problems in the relationship, and someone has long been splitting the marriage at the seams ...

The performance of Konstantin Bogomolov absorbed the subtle humor of Woody Allen, once again proving that the scenes of clarifying the relationship from the outside look not so ugly as ridiculous and absurd that it does not negate the value of the relationship itself, because without love, apparently, there is nothing Will talk ...

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