If a woman walks, tilting her head to the left - she has a lover ... In general, if a lady has a head on her shoulders, then she has a lover!

Sultry woman, passionate Italian, for many years endured treason completely impudent husband. Even an adult son is surprised at her angelic patience.

All she wanted was to save her family ... Thought he would come to his senses. But this old ladies' man does not even look at his wife. And in bed she does not interest him at all.

How many deafening scandals they had!

She tried to hang herself and shoot herself. Even in the window she wanted to jump out, but only broke her leg, because her husband was trying to save her.

With the past is over!

Osatanevshaya wife will remove a separate apartment and settle for a new job. Will buy himself enchanting outfits. And her lover will always appear!

And not some loser, and such that all friends envy.

A funny Italian comedy with wonderful actors.

If you want to be happy, be her!

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Who called him a goat? Now, if a womanizer, and better - a reveler, a scoundrel or a mischievous.

He just loves women, that's why he runs after every skirt.

And silly like butterflies fly to his call. They themselves rush to his neck, forget about the suitors and husbands.

For the sake of a casual affair, I'm ready for anything. He is cynical, sarcastic and reckless. For him to get into a fight - a trifling matter.

The old girlfriend tired him of moralizing. She listened to them in the monastery. But they do not need it. He is already looking for his new victim. And the girl abandoned by him wept bitterly.

He is invited to a peasant wedding. Who will he take with him this time?

Can he deceive the bridegroom who believed him and seduce the young bride?

A faithful servant warned him that it was here that he had once killed the commander. But Don Juan himself the devil is not terrible.

He does not care about conscience and honor. Above all - his minute whims.

But he is sure that everyone else is just like him, only they are hiding it.

"We are all slaves, for that matter, slaves of passions, whims, pleasures.

Over time, warmth and kindness in us perish, to regret. "

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Philosophy for improving digestion.

Somewhere there are torrential rains, but in Koenigsberg, the weather is fine. In general, everything is fine, except for one strange thing: the birds do not fly away, and the apples do not fall. Something is really wrong here.

A good topic for a good dinner. As well as, for example, why fly balloons, or why chairs stagger.

How strange that the clock in this room resolutely refuses to tick.

And lunch is a good reason to gather with friends and develop a philosophy. Quietly and slowly. They generally do not hurry. Table talk for them is almost a religious ritual.

Words, words, words ... that's all in all, what they left us. But is it so little?

So it is not enough to understand what's what, where, where, where and why, what really is, and what a dream. Is it not enough to disrupt the human soul in small pieces and lay it down on the shelves?

Everything would go as usual, if there was no ringing at the door ... A beautiful young girl disappeared as quickly as she appeared.

Philosophers have an answer for everything. Except one - who is this girl and why did she come? Getting an autograph was just an excuse for something else ...

The golden autumn will one day end. And on the ground from the trees fall thousands of apples.

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A louse or not a louse - that's the question.

A man is on the verge of despair. Is capable of anything. And if a person is also smart, this can lead to disastrous consequences.

Poor student. Even a loaf of doctor's sausage is not worth buying. And then there's a bloody callous in front of the account for studying.

And what is so tempting, glitters on the table with fascination? An old family watch. Nominal, engraved. Do chasers become a chance to escape?

The damned usurer turned out to be an avid rubbish. The money offered will not cover any expenses. This is not to be killed at all. One more old woman, one less.

A sharpened ax - here it is a straw for a drowning man. One blow, the second. Rub a puddle of blood, pick up all the jewels. It is done.

To justify the deed, a very convenient theory has already matured. Who said that you can not kill? Everyone is a louse. And the old woman is a louse. Destroy, get out.

One I have the right. Very smoothly comes out. Knowingly received a diploma.

But no crime will go unpunished.

The verdict is announced. You are sentenced to life imprisonment in hell.

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Our whole life is a passing smile.

There is nothing more charming than a summer night. From her you are more drunk than with wine. My head is spinning and I'm drawn to the dance.

Sometimes lovers need a little push. Shyness and modesty do not always play into the hands. You can miss something important.

But what if you are in a huge ancient castle? Romance hovers in the air and directly pushes each other.

Especially if the only barrier between you is just a thin wall.

The insanity of love is all here. Love is everywhere - in the matrimonial bedroom, in the closet, in the kitchen and, of course, in the hearts.

The lawyer is very much in love with his wife. But she does not sleep with him. She dreams of his son, but he dreams about something else.

The lawyer is in love with the actress too, but the actress sleeps with an aristocrat. With whom the wife of an aristocrat sleeps is a great mystery.

The maid is sleeping with whom she wants. But he prefers a cheerful stableman. A pretty old woman is sleeping behind a card table.

But a warm summer night will put everything in its place.

Smile at your mistakes.

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They are intelligent and even somewhat abstruse, but they are confused in the simplest and most understandable - love. They are drawn to each other, but within the framework of marriage, attraction is difficult to fit, because around - solid temptations.

Couples break up, and it turns out that friends have nothing to advise their friends who decided to disperse: everyone has their own problems in the relationship, and someone has long been splitting the marriage at the seams ...

The performance of Konstantin Bogomolov absorbed the subtle humor of Woody Allen, once again proving that the scenes of clarifying the relationship from the outside look not so ugly as ridiculous and absurd that it does not negate the value of the relationship itself, because without love, apparently, there is nothing Will talk ...

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You are responsible for those who have tamed.

A good person will not abandon a friend in need, even a dog.

Poor artists, grandfather and his grandson give short presentations to the rich inhabitants of the Crimean dachas. The old man once took a little boy to be brought up by a drinking cobbler.

But they are thrown very little money, sometimes even a trained poodle has nothing to feed. They have no other income.

Funny tricks and jumps through the hoop of a white fluffy dog ​​are rejoiced by rich children in fancy suits on their shoulders. And the old man twists an ancient barrel organ that plays a dull German waltz.

One day a boy ran out of a luxurious house, tried by parents and servants. But he was capricious, and then he wanted to see a street performance with a poodle.

The dog liked the barchuk so much that he asked his mother to buy it. Stamping with your feet!

The artists gave up a lot of money. Soon a messenger from that family came to them and once again asked to sell the poodle. I was upset that I did not persuade my grandfather and the boy.

And then the poodle disappeared. Will a disconsolate boy find a four-legged friend?

Betray friends - the last thing, worse than nowhere.

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He waited a long fifteen years. Once he was good-natured, young and naive. It would seem that he should not have had enemies. But the judge put his eye on his wife - and the young barber for nothing was sent to serve life penal servitude.

He escaped from penal servitude, he returned to London fifteen years later. He wants to take revenge on the judge - but the path to revenge is long. And now every counter, any casually wandering client becomes an enemy ...

He forgot what it felt like, long forgotten how to forgive.

How will this horrible story of despair and hatred end?

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"Can not you wait for me to have fun and joy? You can get sick like that. "

Cinderella offended stepmother and sisters.

"Because I'm kind, I'm torn from the morning." She works all day, and all of her only reproach.

But she will surely be happy! Her godmother, a fairy, will help her.

"It's very bad not to go to the ball when you deserve it."

In the palace, both the king and the beautiful prince surround her with care and attention. But the girl must escape no later than twelve.

How good that the prince decided to find a fugitive!

Favorite fairy tale comes to life in a colorful and musical performance.

"One day they will ask: what can you, so to speak, present? And no ties will help you to make the foot small, the soul - big, and the heart - fair. "

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It was near the sea, where there was azure foam. It was in the port.

What do cats usually do? They wear boots, make peace with restless mice, walk left and right, sing songs, tell tales. Well, some Behemoths fix the Primus.

But quite an amazing case happened with one baleen-striped, who just went out for a walk on the balcony, with fresh air to breathe.

The snow falls on everyone's head, and the gull with the egg has fallen to it. And she made a promise that he would not abandon and raise her newborn chick. It will not be necessary for this cat to walk alone.

More precisely, not one, but just three promises made by the cat: you do not eat a bird, sit an egg, teach to fly.

In this he helps his cat gang: cats of all kinds of breeds, colors and characters. All the hardships and joys of cat's motherhood fall on four moustached nannies.

How to convince a bird brought up by cats that she is not a cat? How to force the chick out of its nest?

In the course are the drawings of Leonardo da Vinci himself, and the laws of aerodynamics. And what to do if your experience is not enough! But, the seagull will fly up, it turns out to be a very flighty bird.

We love different Leopolds, Dorofeev, Matroskins, Basilio, Cheshire and Eshkin cats.

Maybe among these purrs everyone will find his bird of happiness?

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