Philosophy for improving digestion.

Somewhere there are torrential rains, but in Koenigsberg, the weather is fine. In general, everything is fine, except for one strange thing: the birds do not fly away, and the apples do not fall. Something is really wrong here.

A good topic for a good dinner. As well as, for example, why fly balloons, or why chairs stagger.

How strange that the clock in this room resolutely refuses to tick.

And lunch is a good reason to gather with friends and develop a philosophy. Quietly and slowly. They generally do not hurry. Table talk for them is almost a religious ritual.

Words, words, words ... that's all in all, what they left us. But is it so little?

So it is not enough to understand what's what, where, where, where and why, what really is, and what a dream. Is it not enough to disrupt the human soul in small pieces and lay it down on the shelves?

Everything would go as usual, if there was no ringing at the door ... A beautiful young girl disappeared as quickly as she appeared.

Philosophers have an answer for everything. Except one - who is this girl and why did she come? Getting an autograph was just an excuse for something else ...

The golden autumn will one day end. And on the ground from the trees fall thousands of apples.

She wanted to leave with someone she loved. I did not want to calculate how much it costs.

The world is just. Every investigation has its own reason. What goes around comes around. Everyone gets what they deserve.

Who else believes in these fairy tales?

She had the imprudence to show compassion and extend a helping hand. And for this she was brutally punished.

Chinese gods have decided that they will have mercy on the province of Sichuan. Eliminate the exhausted inhabitants from hunger and other ills.

But they will do it only when they find at least one good person among them.

The burden of responsibility lay on the fragile female shoulders of a local prostitute. She will also shelter the disadvantaged, and comfort the uninvited waterer. And his wives, who failed to fly, will give wings.

But not a single good deed has gone unpunished. The more compassion she showed, the more she sat on her neck.

To avoid being on the street, she had to invent an imaginary cousin. He will be able to say no!

It is hot as fire. It's as cold as ice.

But if she is the only kind person, then who will help her?

"The nearest town is forty versts, to the nearest neighbor is seventeen, and roads are such that, they say, the third day my peasants brought milk to the city, and they brought butter there."

How sad in the village in the late autumn! Damp, slush, and the wind howl. How can a lonely gentleman have fun? He slept after lunch. Now he walks through the rooms all night.

Yard for him on musical instruments play, dance and funny stories tell. And everything is not enough for him!

One even croaks under the window.

The master cooks a cook for a bad dinner. And why did he just put it in the roast mushrooms? Poison the landowner wants!

Pleasure his gypsy songs with a guitar, and shooting with a gun. But for the hunt he must go lazy.

Marry a lone lord! But who will go for this? He's been in his dressing gown all day, unwashed and unkempt.

But they still try.

Merry quarrel comic characters, each of which either sung lazy, or cheater.

Bored one - get married, you will miss boredom together.

"Life needs to be invented every time. This is the only remedy for old age. "

Professor and Princess love to talk. And everything they think about, comment and depict in the faces of four clowns in striped suits.

She is a priestess of mercenary love. But she still dreams of meeting the only man in her life.

And he writes plays. Sells his talent, writes to the most demanding tastes.

What is better - to sell your mortal body or immortal soul?

They met quite by accident. They turned out to be neighbors around the house.

Coquette struck him with grace and the ability to listen. And he so needs a sympathetic interlocutor!

It is necessary to tell someone about the long years of work on the play, which will be doomed to box office success.

Light, sad, ironic and kind show with a lot of acrobatic tricks, dances, songs and insert numbers.

Two lonely people dream real. Where did their happiness get lost?

Oliver Sachs was a neuropsychologist and worked all his life with people suffering from various disorders and abnormalities: who stopped feeling his body, who curses and twitches without end, and someone, perhaps, does not even recognize his wife and accepts his hat! ..

But, probably, the world would never know about the incredible tricks that his brain can make with a man if Oliver Sachs did not have one more important talent - the ability to beautifully and breathtakingly describe all that he had seen as a doctor. Yes, he was a writer. According to his book, this performance was staged.

Freaks, crazy, strange, awkward people - all the characters here are special. They are touching and touching in their attempts to master this world, to understand which glove should be worn on which hand ...

This is the deep human message of the play, partly ironic, a little sad, but certainly kind, calling us to observe special people simultaneously and with the impartial position of the curious scientist, and from the deeply experienced, compassionate person.

"Seagull" A.P. Chekhov is widely popular and is often staged in theaters of the capital. In the production of Dainius Kazlauskas, the main emphasis is not on the history of the actress, unlucky, like many Chekhovian heroes, in love, but selflessly devoted to her acting role. On the contrary, the author puts Konstantin Treplev - unrequitedly in love with the writer.

Lacking affection from the narcissist mother-actress, who could not find peace, even in the glory that came to him as a writer, heard a refusal from the one he had long and faithfully loved, Treplev decides that for him there is no more reason to live in this world.

A fatal decision, an irreversible act ... The end of life, the end of fate ...

"There will be a dowry, there will be grooms, - where honey, there are flies."

At the dacha outside Moscow lives a young girl in marriage. She is a pupil of the general, who took her to her family when she was still a child.

A noblewoman, a young and beautiful girl, but with a very uneasy character. She does not climb into her pocket for words. It's time to get married, only who gets along with her?

In the beginning of summer it is so good to drink tea on the veranda! It is only important that the neighbors are calm and decent people.

She met with a worthy young official. Everyone praises her. In the service he is one of the first. Only without a wife, a good career can not be done. So her mama thinks.

But the trouble is that women do not interest him. But the proud beauty will be able to please a strict and impregnable gentleman. Would she love this biscuit? And why does she give up her dowry?

The comedy of the great Russian playwright A.N. Ostrovsky in our day is as relevant as it was in the nineteenth century.

"Meet some kind, intelligent woman, she will teach you what to do to avoid boredom and anguish."

Can a great actor become a powerful ruler?

The Crown Prince invited four famous Venetian comedians to visit his palace. Among them is the charming Colombina, the wise Pantheleone, the mischievous Harlequin and the solid Scapino.

They wear their usual masks. Talented actors are used to entertain aristocrats.

But the litsedeys did not even suspect that the snake was in the ball.

In the heat of the quarrel over Colombina Harlequin kills the son of the king.

Could he pretend to be a prince? Will his blind mother bless the prince? The mother's heart should not deceive her.

Harlequin craves power. But the country is governed by the King's uncle. He does not need a competitor, he is used to seeing on the throne a puppet.

As a former actor to cope with enemies?

Exquisite performance with magnificent costumes and decorations. The game of actors is above all praise.

"The king himself does not rule, but the power of his name reigns ..."

In this piercing solo performance, Yevgeny Grishkovets speaks with a man on behalf of ... hearts.

How rarely people listen to the call of their heart! This pulsating rhythm that sustains our life remains often unnoticed.

The heart is afraid of man: guided by the arguments of the mind, he often forgets about the affairs of the heart. And meanwhile, perhaps this person should have been afraid of his heart, it has great power over him!

The heart, as they say, you will not order. Maybe it's worth trying to agree peacefully with him? What is it whispering about? ..

"Who are you? What did you sacrifice? Do you think that you are what they think you are? "

A wonderful rock opera about the tragic events of the last week of the earthly life of Jesus Christ, which became a symbol of good and justice.

We see a suffering person, not a powerful god. He is close and understandable to a modern man, especially a young man.

The story of love and loyalty, of jealousy and betrayal, of faith in miracle and loneliness.

The best songs of the brilliant opera entered the golden fund of rock music of the twentieth century. They are so different, but each one is better than the other!

The poetic words of the songs of Tim Rice, written in a simple modern language, correspond to the wonderful music of the composer Lloyd Webber.

The authors of the rock opera were called rebels. They after all have swung on an evangelical plot!

"Jesus Christ, who are you?" Asks Judah in the very first song.

One of the most famous and beloved is the lyric and soulful aria of Mary Magdalene "I do not know how to love him."

Even the closest apostles could not understand their teacher.

"One thing I do not understand, what was your calculation? How did you get lured into such a binder? Was it difficult to foresee in advance - why did you choose the century, the country and the people so strangely? "

The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.

The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.

I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.

And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...

Do you want to make God laugh? Tell him about your plans.

Everything seemed so reasonable.

A rich man, a respected chairman of the bank's management was going to celebrate the anniversary of this organization. But unexpectedly his wife came ...

Why does not she let him do business? To get rid of her endless stories about relatives and girlfriends he never succeeds.

How would you put it out of the bank?

And some old woman is bothering him, who came to ask him for her husband's pension. But he did not work in this bank!

The accountant writes the annual report. The confusion with women prevents him from concentrating.

Will they find any way out of this situation?

The second story of the bet that the millionaire concluded with a young lawyer. The rich man promised him two million rubles if he would stay in voluntary imprisonment for fifteen years.

Is this incredible story going to end without the intervention of a woman?

"Do not say that youth has ruined, that jealousy has been tormented by mine."