"There is no one in the house, but all the seats are occupied!"
Maid Anna is in a panic. She promised to go to relatives, but stayed in the house of her masters. Money pity on the road.
My husband had to go on a business trip, but returned to the house with his mistress. Only this fat cow was not enough here! Such a respectable gentleman.
And the wife is still a thing! Not only that, with her hysterics, she got her husband, she also got dragged home with a young lover. But she promised to visit her parents!
What now Anna with them to do with all? And this is what they call a muddle! I'd look at myself ... It's not going to work out all right.
They can not be found! It requires a general's strategy and tactics of the marshal, so that these two pairs of doves accidentally do not bump into each other.
The humorously comical sitcom of the world-famous Mark Camoletti.
"It happens that servants of servants migrate to the king".
Something from my childhood ...
Here you run, you run, you gasp. And then the child's help: "I'm in the house!" And that's all, no one will besiege.
A Tale of Poor Relatives. Do not have time to start a separate living area, like here: "I can drink water from you, otherwise I want to sleep that night!"
Mouse housewarming celebrated. To her there and then the brother-hedgehog with a frog, a foxy-sister with a wolf, Petka-cockerel. Relatives can not refuse!
But one was superfluous. I do not understand how the bear could have thought that it would fit in the mouse's house ?!
Very kind, very dear to the heart of the fairy tale "Teremok".
Childhood is the most wonderful time for kids, and the most important is for parents.
Teach children to distinguish between good and bad, spending weekends with them in the theater - a pledge of happiness in a tenement called Family.
"You can tell by eyes whether a person has money or not."
Zoe has a special scent for money. He knows everything at all costs and will not give himself up for offense.
She dreamed of making a lot, and then going to Paris. She saw this city only in a dream.
And in the Soviet Moscow of the thirties, the ladies do not live sweetly. Beautiful outfits in the afternoon with fire do not get - you can only sew.
So Zoya conceived in her cozy apartment to open a sewing workshop for sewing fashionable dresses and working clothes for the proletariat.
But this is for a diversion of eyes. A lot of money will be brought to her by the visiting house. And her assistants are one better than the other - a charming rascal and a former lover.
She organizes cheerful parties with them.
Scammers are always there. They reported to whom it follows that Zoya is a "socially dangerous type". Caring is full of mouth.
But trouble does not come alone. She's got a commercial director killed in her apartment!
Now she can not escape arrest. I cried her apartment!
Here Hamlet wanders around the stage with a volume in his hand. He, the actor giving a presentation in Elsinore, the prince only on the stage. But, as befits an actor, Hamlet lives his role to the end. So, learning that the present king, Hamlet's uncle, treacherously killed his brother-king, Hamlet's father, in order to deceive the throne, Hamlet decides to take revenge on his uncle. In his decision, however, he is not sure, and he constantly fluctuates between the notorious "to be" and "not to be," and only in the final, dying, dares to pierce his uncle with a deadly rapier.
So, the story line is true to the Shakespearean text, full of questions and insoluble mysteries. However, the fact that Hamlet is actually a lyceum and fulfills his role without parting with the book makes it possible to say that one truly Shakespearian problem is particularly prominently displayed and grotesquely explicated in the production: do we choose the role that we will play? If not, can we even stage it, arrange accents, creatively beat events, scenery, costumes? Or all that remains for us is to act, frantically giving in to the fact that we live, and asking as little as possible about the question, but who has invented all this, if, say, we fell for revenge for our father and die in the finale of our tragedy?
Fires of military roads. They can burn your soul to the ground.
There is a grief that can not be experienced.
The mother of adult twin children asks them to go to Lebanon, to her homeland and find a father and an older brother. They never saw their relatives.
Brother and sister fulfill the last will of the mother.
But they could not even imagine how many troubles had to be experienced by their mother.
She was a Muslim, she lived in a small village. The only one of all my relatives learned to read and write.
In the second third of the twentieth century in the Middle East raging war. She gave birth to the first son in prison, quite young. He was taken from her. All the searches for the child were in vain.
Horrors of war haunted her. After many years, she again went to jail. Loud sang in the cell to drown out the screams of those who were tortured by the villains. She was raped by a jailer who turned out to be her eldest son.
Is he the father of twins?
Passion in this performance reaches the level of the ancient Greek tragedy.
The dark past keeps terrible secrets. Do not try to look into hell.
How much does love cost.
Everything is sold and everything is bought. Everything has a price. Everyone has a price. The market economy has penetrated into the world of human relations.
He sold his dream. And what did you want to become as a child? A cosmonaut, a cook, a fireman, a teacher? Most likely, they chose noble professions.
And he so dreamed of becoming a scientist! Represented himself in the ghostly light of a laboratory with a test tube in his hand. In a dream, I dreamed of science.
But it was necessary to keep an old father. Therefore I had to serve not the science, but the state. In the end, to become a policeman is to work for the benefit of society.
Now the father is dead. Empty apartment is covered with dusty furniture. Here it is, an inheritance. All that remains of a loved one. It's time to appreciate everything.
But, the more the appraiser lingers, considering the price, the clearer it is that how much is past and present, successes and failures.
Three hammer blows. Sales!
"About the unfortunate and the happy, about good and evil, about fierce hatred and holy love ..."
The horse and its master. One worked as much as he could. Another kutil and squandered the state.
The old gelding tells the sad story of his life.
He was not lucky - he was born piebald, so he was rejected at the stud farm.
The young prince, a handsome officer, bought the horse. He liked the smooth running of the horse.
This master was strict and cruel, like his groom.
Once he put his horse on the run. Merin did not disappoint the owner, but then the prince drove him, catching up with the departed mistress.
Fate was unmerciful to the horse. He changed many masters - from the gypsy to the clerk.
And the life of the prince did not work out. He was ruined, he lived, borrowing from friends.
But the gelding warmly remembered the first owner. And he did not even recognize the decrepit horse when he saw him in the stable of a friend.
The last days of the horse were bitter.
"He was old, they were young; He was thin, they were full; He was bored, they were cheerful. Therefore, he was quite a stranger, an outsider, a completely different being, and one could not spare him ... "
"How long ago it was, and was there anyway what was ..."
With these words from a letter written more than a hundred years ago, a performance begins.
Sisters Prozorov are deeply unhappy. These noble young women never found their place in life.
Most recently their father died, the general. Grief from this loss is difficult for them to survive.
They are gasping for the boredom of a provincial city, and most importantly for lack of love.
And their only brother is unmarried.
The eldest of sisters does not like and does not respect her husband.
The average sister remained an old maid. It seeks to fill the void of its life with a multitude of unnecessary deeds.
The younger sister fell in love, but is afraid even to admit it.
How to survive in the whirlpool of passions and anxieties? Men do not live up to their expectations.
They dream about interesting work, about a new life in a big city, about Moscow.
But it's impossible to escape from oneself.