Attention! The most intimate, the masculine ...
... "There would be sex, like a cigarette shoot: girl, sorry, but you will not have sex? "Oh, no, I quit."
It would be so interesting for every woman to overhear men's conversations! After all, they talk about women and about marriage, about sports, about cars, about money, about work and about their dreams.
Why is the beautiful sex still does not understand that sex with a beloved woman is fundamentally different from having sex with an unloved?
Does anybody know why you need to urgently transfer the grandmother across the road, until someone else did it?
Can I change my wife with sausage?
How exactly can the fascists understand the personal problems?
Men always remain children. Impudent, puzatenkimi, balding, but very nice babes. True, the first forty years of their childhood are always the most difficult ...
This theater can rightly be called one of the most popular.
Witty performances collect complete rooms.
The actor's talent for artists is worthy of a storm of applause.
Interesting reasoning about the male and female logic.
Laugh from the heart and take note, dear ladies.
Which is better - to condemn the innocent or to justify the offender?
Each juror must ask such a question.
They must decide on the fate of a young guy from a poor family.
He is accused of murdering his father, and he does not plead guilty. Could he have committed this terrible crime?
How little time! And you need to understand in detail the testimony of witnesses. Neighbors do not cause trust. Some of them could be mistaken.
Men fiercely argue, even shout at each other.
It is extremely difficult to come to a single point of view - they are too different in age, education, life experience and character.
The performance amazes with the heat of passion and excellent acting.
Twelve pieces of paper, twelve chances to kill a man ... Or save?
Luis, the young bride, is very pretty, but not for the beauty chose her fiancé: he marries money, and most important for him is the dowry that the bride's father promised. And Luis is in love with another ... How to be?
The resourceful duenna, the girl's teacher, will come to the rescue. She will change outfits with attire and give herself out for Louis. Here the merchant will sit in a puddle: marrying a duenier instead of Luis ... And the duenna will turn from a simple educator into a rich married woman. And Luis herself will marry out of love for Dona Antonio! Yes, and parents eventually with such a turn of affairs will reconcile, in fact for them it is most important that the daughter was happy, and money - business acquired!
"Can a black horse bite a bit?" Is it really my dear ... "
What amazing Russians people described Vasily Shukshin in his stories! One is more colorful than the other.
All of them are united by their curiosity for life and the desire to learn the truth, and not idle speculation.
Among them, a curious, thrifty and lonely old peasant, whose adult children have long gone to the city.
He suffers from a hangover, pestering the questions of the boy who lives in his hut. The schoolboy dreams of becoming a doctor, he studies well. He with such joy tells his grandfather about long-distance space flights.
The mechanic is worried that in the Gogol's bird-troika there goes the swindler Chichikov. He does not even know how to explain this to his son.
And why should this fastidious rushing? Where should he hurry? Do people fool? He and the teacher discuss it. He will think about it, but he will not give a reasonable answer.
In the play there are a lot of old Russian songs, almost forgotten, intimate and touching.
Heroes yearn, suffer from injustice, but do not surrender and do not betray friends.
"Do I resemble such an innocent one?"
"Life needs to be invented every time. This is the only remedy for old age. "
Professor and Princess love to talk. And everything they think about, comment and depict in the faces of four clowns in striped suits.
She is a priestess of mercenary love. But she still dreams of meeting the only man in her life.
And he writes plays. Sells his talent, writes to the most demanding tastes.
What is better - to sell your mortal body or immortal soul?
They met quite by accident. They turned out to be neighbors around the house.
Coquette struck him with grace and the ability to listen. And he so needs a sympathetic interlocutor!
It is necessary to tell someone about the long years of work on the play, which will be doomed to box office success.
Light, sad, ironic and kind show with a lot of acrobatic tricks, dances, songs and insert numbers.
Two lonely people dream real. Where did their happiness get lost?
Manuscripts do not burn. So Woland said of the book of the Master, whom Margarita loved.
She was the wife of another. But I fell in love with the Master at first sight. And became his muse. I went to his home, read the chapters from his book about Pontius Pilate. Was his support in everything. Very worried when he disappeared.
She even had to be the mistress of the ball at Satan for her meeting with her beloved.
Only then Woland told her that the master did not deserve happiness, but deserved peace.
And Voland with his retinue did God in Moscow, better - hell, he knows what. Lived in a bad apartment on Sadovaya street.
Predicted that Berlioz will cut off the head of the girl-Komsomol. And then he got under the tram.
Woland sent the director of a variety show to the Crimea. He punished the crook-manager.
I spent a session of black magic without exposing it. Yes, so that the half-naked young ladies were forced to hide from passers-by. He said that Muscovites messed up the housing issue.
The play takes place in the Moscow metro. The unfinished subway station turns into an apartment on the Patriarch's Ponds, then into the ward in the hospital.
"Love jumped out before us, as a murderer in an alley jumps out from under the earth, and struck us both at once!" So the Master spoke of his love. Better not say.
The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.
The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.
I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.
And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...
The most romantic love stories have occurred with unusual couples: a beauty and a monster, a prince and a princess-frog ...
In the town on the beach there are rumors of a strange young man.
He can live under water, but pretends to be an ordinary man on land. What if he takes someone to the sea?
In fact, this "monster" is simply in love. Nobody needs him, except for a single one. A sweet and humble daughter of a fisherman stole the heart of an amphibian man.
But evil people never see the "monster" of the unfortunate youth ...
It was not easy at all for the fate of the boy, whom the brave doctor, who transplanted the shark's gills, saved from certain death. Should he swim in the deep sea or live on the earth?
A touching story about two lovers who will be together in spite of all difficulties.
Is it possible to give love and hurt at the same time?
He is a charming Frenchman, a sophisticated seducer. He pretends to be a wolf in sheep's clothing, fascinates a woman, and then throws it.
She is an experienced coquette. Itself is not averse to entertain and invent an affair.
Having got carried away with gambling, they are jealous of each other, they choose as their victim a young innocent girl.
Poor thing, why did she only come to such a cynical world from reliable monastic walls?
The intriguers can not be stopped. They went so far as to retreat too late, and nowhere.
The meek girl became a pawn in the game, where the seducer must be seduced, and the deceiver will be deceived. The vice punishes vice in a vicious way.
"Love and hate, loyalty and betrayal, debauchery and virtue - choose according to your taste. In this den of debauchery there is room for everything. "
Only true love can overcome any difficulties. Insidious schemers will be punished.
A wonderful play on the most brilliant novel of the eighteenth century about the mysteries of the human soul.
"Every woman who agrees to meet an immoral man becomes his victim."
A louse or not a louse - that's the question.
A man is on the verge of despair. Is capable of anything. And if a person is also smart, this can lead to disastrous consequences.
Poor student. Even a loaf of doctor's sausage is not worth buying. And then there's a bloody callous in front of the account for studying.
And what is so tempting, glitters on the table with fascination? An old family watch. Nominal, engraved. Do chasers become a chance to escape?
The damned usurer turned out to be an avid rubbish. The money offered will not cover any expenses. This is not to be killed at all. One more old woman, one less.
A sharpened ax - here it is a straw for a drowning man. One blow, the second. Rub a puddle of blood, pick up all the jewels. It is done.
To justify the deed, a very convenient theory has already matured. Who said that you can not kill? Everyone is a louse. And the old woman is a louse. Destroy, get out.
One I have the right. Very smoothly comes out. Knowingly received a diploma.
But no crime will go unpunished.
The verdict is announced. You are sentenced to life imprisonment in hell.
He is just a soldier, especially one-legged, and fell in love with a beautiful ballerina. True, she also likes to stand on one leg!
How does he feel that the dancer will not respond to his tender feelings!
The toy was presented to a small boy, where he was in a box with other soldiers.
The story of the fidelity and staunchness of a brave tin soldier, who passed all the trials, but did not forget his first love.
The soldier is facing a dangerous journey on a paper boat. Then he fell into the water and barely escaped from the water rat, but was swallowed by a large fish.
The cook found the soldier and carried it to the nursery.
But he still has to cope with the machinations of the evil troll who lives in a snuffbox.
Troll also likes a pretty ballerina.
Kind children's performance on one of the best fairy tales of Andersen.
"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "
The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!
And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!