Manuscripts do not burn. So Woland said of the book of the Master, whom Margarita loved.

She was the wife of another. But I fell in love with the Master at first sight. And became his muse. I went to his home, read the chapters from his book about Pontius Pilate. Was his support in everything. Very worried when he disappeared.

She even had to be the mistress of the ball at Satan for her meeting with her beloved.

Only then Woland told her that the master did not deserve happiness, but deserved peace.

And Voland with his retinue did God in Moscow, better - hell, he knows what. Lived in a bad apartment on Sadovaya street.

Predicted that Berlioz will cut off the head of the girl-Komsomol. And then he got under the tram.

Woland sent the director of a variety show to the Crimea. He punished the crook-manager.

I spent a session of black magic without exposing it. Yes, so that the half-naked young ladies were forced to hide from passers-by. He said that Muscovites messed up the housing issue.

The play takes place in the Moscow metro. The unfinished subway station turns into an apartment on the Patriarch's Ponds, then into the ward in the hospital.

"Love jumped out before us, as a murderer in an alley jumps out from under the earth, and struck us both at once!" So the Master spoke of his love. Better not say.

The girl from the future is the same as any of our contemporaries, only more courageous and advanced: she is well versed in technology and knows that if her husband is not among the familiar men, one can always turn to a special agency where she will be picked up by her order. .. husband-robot!

And what is so bad about such a mechanical groom? Made in full accordance with the wishes of the "bride", he is handsome, well read, clever ...

And even when something does not work out for them - not everything is so easy even with robots! - The girl will not pass. He will come to a popular show, tell about his love failures. And before her, women shed tears before the screen, they complained about the suitors who fled!

How so? It turns out that, no matter how you twist the gears of love, no matter how you try to calculate everything, and happiness is simply not measured, not constructed, assembled, disassembled, as a designer.

Together - more fun! And the rain is afraid to be more cheerful, and the echoes to be called out, and the secret language to invent ...

And it's impossible to divide singly and singly into singles, it's absolutely necessary to have a comrade there!

In general, without a friend anywhere. Therefore, the kitten Gav and the puppy made friends. Now they go to visit each other and walk together.

Where it became more interesting to live! It is necessary, say, a puppy for a cutlet to hide. Then the kitten will help him: hide it in the stomach, and deal with the end. No one will find a cutlet anymore, no one will take it!

Prudish Englishmen? Yes, they are cheerful and ironic!

About his brilliant comedy Oscar Wilde said that she can turn life into a real holiday, not only for contemporaries, but for descendants. Aphoristic replicas of the heroes: "If you are not for long, I am ready to wait for you all my life" or "Absolutely immoral person ...

This is the only explanation for his incomprehensible attractiveness. " (If I'm too well-dressed, I redeem it because I'm too well brought up).

Gentlemen Algernon Moncriff and Jack Warding fall in love with the girls, each of whom dreams of a narrowing by the name of Ernest (in translation from English - serious). Will they manage with the charmers? Relatives do not approve of these unions.

The successful resolution of an old story with a child once lost will help the lovers to find happiness.

With his characteristic talent to look at the classical play in a completely new way, the director Dolmazyan created an enchantingly funny and beautiful play with almost circus tricks.

Make sure that an easy and cheerful performance can be intelligent, stylish and intelligent.

Fires of military roads. They can burn your soul to the ground.

There is a grief that can not be experienced.

The mother of adult twin children asks them to go to Lebanon, to her homeland and find a father and an older brother. They never saw their relatives.

Brother and sister fulfill the last will of the mother.

But they could not even imagine how many troubles had to be experienced by their mother.

She was a Muslim, she lived in a small village. The only one of all my relatives learned to read and write.

In the second third of the twentieth century in the Middle East raging war. She gave birth to the first son in prison, quite young. He was taken from her. All the searches for the child were in vain.

Horrors of war haunted her. After many years, she again went to jail. Loud sang in the cell to drown out the screams of those who were tortured by the villains. She was raped by a jailer who turned out to be her eldest son.

Is he the father of twins?

Passion in this performance reaches the level of the ancient Greek tragedy.

The dark past keeps terrible secrets. Do not try to look into hell.

Well, a very strange couple.

What do people wait for all week? Of course it is! Unforgettable, unique, every time is definitely a unique Friday!

A cheerful company of friends gathered to spend the evenings at poker. But the party still does not begin, because the last player is late! Jokes, laughter, suggestions ...

However, the reason for being late is much more sad than they could have guessed.

Deciding that the new week - the beginning of a new life, the wife wanted to get rid of unnecessary trash. That is from him.

But after all, he has friends!

For example, one, from him the wife left herself, taking with her children, makes a fatal mistake - suggests moving to his apartment.

Compatible in the card game, they turned out to be completely incompatible neighbors.

A macho and a touching romantic, breaking loose, was boozing and experiencing depression after a melancholy divorce.

He will not rush, as a friend in all serious cases, to forget his treacherous spouse. For him, in general, divorce is an excellent occasion for suicide.

But they will not be able to enjoy all the delights of bachelor life by two young neighbors who have penetrated into their apartment through a balcony.

Meeting with cutesy sisters, finally, helps two unlucky neighbors to understand what their wives abandoned for. That in them the sun of May, in them love flowering!

Without women, one can not live in the world, no!

How much does love cost.

Everything is sold and everything is bought. Everything has a price. Everyone has a price. The market economy has penetrated into the world of human relations.

He sold his dream. And what did you want to become as a child? A cosmonaut, a cook, a fireman, a teacher? Most likely, they chose noble professions.

And he so dreamed of becoming a scientist! Represented himself in the ghostly light of a laboratory with a test tube in his hand. In a dream, I dreamed of science.

But it was necessary to keep an old father. Therefore I had to serve not the science, but the state. In the end, to become a policeman is to work for the benefit of society.

Now the father is dead. Empty apartment is covered with dusty furniture. Here it is, an inheritance. All that remains of a loved one. It's time to appreciate everything.

But, the more the appraiser lingers, considering the price, the clearer it is that how much is past and present, successes and failures.

Three hammer blows. Sales!

Deeply immoral ... They are the most seductive.

Only Mariengof - a vase, like a woman's hand with a severed brush and people resembling broken old dacha furniture.

Everything else is even steeper.

Olga's parents emigrated from Moscow immediately after the revolution, and she was advised to guard the apartment and marry a Bolshevik.

She is charming and witty. She is smart enough not to expect anything good from the Bolsheviks. Her former comfortable and respectable life was over.

Most of all she worries because of the absence of French lipstick.

Who is this nervous girl? Masochist or nymphomaniac?

It is possible that she is playing a fool especially for Vladimir.

And he lives, as he used to live before. He reads books, thinks of the beautiful and sublime.

But he did not have long to be an enthusiastic romantic. There is a famine, destruction, difficult years of civil war.

Vladimir only thought that Olga loves him. In her life there are other men. She is confused in these relationships and does not believe anyone.

Murder, meanness and betrayal became the norm of life. Everything is sold and bought. Olga is on the verge of suicide.

It is possible that people will simply be born happy or unhappy.

How much in life happens by accident? And what if our whole life is accidental?

By chance, twins were born in different families at the same time. One family was rich and happy. For complete happiness, they did not have enough to buy servants for their sons.

And the other family was poor. And they had to sell the children to be served by the rich.

A terrible storm on the way home is breaking all their plans for life. Shipwreck raises them to different ends of the world and their own brothers grow up, not knowing about the existence of each other.

With one pair of twins it's easy to get confused. And what if there are twice as many?

His brother's search led him to his wife. But she takes it for her faithful. Only behaves very strange. Was he mad? A good wife is that she can not tell her husband.

And he does not mind getting deceived and hurrying to go inside the house. After all, there is a beautiful sister-in-waiting.

Everyone was mistaken. But the gods do not make mistakes. The more tests they had to go through, the more joyful the meeting.

You would be right if you did not err.