Attention! The most intimate, the masculine ...
... "There would be sex, like a cigarette shoot: girl, sorry, but you will not have sex? "Oh, no, I quit."
It would be so interesting for every woman to overhear men's conversations! After all, they talk about women and about marriage, about sports, about cars, about money, about work and about their dreams.
Why is the beautiful sex still does not understand that sex with a beloved woman is fundamentally different from having sex with an unloved?
Does anybody know why you need to urgently transfer the grandmother across the road, until someone else did it?
Can I change my wife with sausage?
How exactly can the fascists understand the personal problems?
Men always remain children. Impudent, puzatenkimi, balding, but very nice babes. True, the first forty years of their childhood are always the most difficult ...
This theater can rightly be called one of the most popular.
Witty performances collect complete rooms.
The actor's talent for artists is worthy of a storm of applause.
Interesting reasoning about the male and female logic.
Laugh from the heart and take note, dear ladies.
"Can a black horse bite a bit?" Is it really my dear ... "
What amazing Russians people described Vasily Shukshin in his stories! One is more colorful than the other.
All of them are united by their curiosity for life and the desire to learn the truth, and not idle speculation.
Among them, a curious, thrifty and lonely old peasant, whose adult children have long gone to the city.
He suffers from a hangover, pestering the questions of the boy who lives in his hut. The schoolboy dreams of becoming a doctor, he studies well. He with such joy tells his grandfather about long-distance space flights.
The mechanic is worried that in the Gogol's bird-troika there goes the swindler Chichikov. He does not even know how to explain this to his son.
And why should this fastidious rushing? Where should he hurry? Do people fool? He and the teacher discuss it. He will think about it, but he will not give a reasonable answer.
In the play there are a lot of old Russian songs, almost forgotten, intimate and touching.
Heroes yearn, suffer from injustice, but do not surrender and do not betray friends.
"Do I resemble such an innocent one?"
Each production of Vladimir Pankov is becoming an extraordinary event of Moscow theater. Although even in the whole whole country.
Perhaps, because this director manages to not only talently embody on the stage any works. In addition, he created his own - an amazing direction called "saundrama." "Morphine" - the first in this series, brought him a few theater awards and has been on the stage for nine years already. And created for the Festival. Chekhov "War" continues to conquer the metropolitan public.
And now, a new performance in the same amazing style, combining music, plastic, text. When all this, even simple noises, merges into a single whole, forming the space of the inner world where the characters live, help them to immerse themselves completely in the atmosphere of their life, to feel them at arm's length.
And what will he tell us about this time? About such a strange and at the same time very Russian concept as "zilovshchina." About where the truly Russian yearning comes from and what it does to a person. And that a person who has lost himself in this melancholy, who has lost the opportunity to love, and maybe even a belief in what he is capable of loving, does with the people around him.
Becoming a father is easy. It's hard to be a father.
Forgive an impudent parent of adult children? He had not seen them for fifteen years!
Dad left the family when the children were small. The boy stayed behind the eldest - my mother drank.
Lived brother and sister is difficult. The main thing is that they survived. Now they are adults.
My brother has a small business. There is no family.
The sister is married, but on the verge of a divorce. Therefore, he is friends with the bottle. In the world of television, it's difficult to keep a husband.
The news that my father would like to meet with them was a complete surprise to them.
They will show him that they are doing well!
The brother arranged with an occasional woman. He will introduce her to his father as his wife. But who could have imagined that she would stick her nose into everything?
Father came to them with his new wife. Will he find a common language with his children?
He needs to hurry - he will have an operation.
Lyrical comedy about how difficult it is for children and parents to understand each other.
Parents who are lucky with children are usually children who are lucky with their parents.
And who just does not call the hotline!
Someone lost himself and the meaning of life - he urgently needs to be assured that there is a meaning, otherwise the unfortunate person will impose himself on himself.
But the lady: everything measures and measures outfits, but no one calls her and no one comes to her. How to convince her that she still needs someone?
And where to call those who sit on the phone of trust and help people? Maybe these people have their own problems, and their troubles and misfortunes happen. Maybe they themselves are waiting for someone to help them, will heal them, comfort them. Yes, only they have one concern: others to comfort and calm, not think about oneself.
"I love you, passion with all your breath, but my dearest is your soul."
Will Roxanne love the ardent Cyrano, full of "... rage, flight, sparkling, liveliness, fun without wear, after all, a huge nose, blows of a sensing sword behind"?
A classic love story about the beautiful Roxane, in love with the cute and empty-headed Christian, who does not notice the devotion of the not-glittering beauty of the poet Cyrano. He dared in battles, but timid in love and wrote her fervent letters on behalf of Christian. Where will their mocking-fate lead?
The main director of the MOST Theater, Yevgeny Slavutin, not only translated the play of Rostand from the French again, but also put it in an original way with Georgi Dolmazyan.
Can Roxana guess who is the author of the wonderful letters? To whom will she say these words of love? Who is her faithful knight?
One of the most tremulous and heartfelt stories about the love of the gallant age, which evokes the most sincere response in the soul of our contemporaries. Roxanne's words: "My poor friend! Alas! You have stolen your fortune! .. »
The sea of applause will cause a game of actors, wonderful outfits and bright musical accompaniment. Cyrano, born with the sun in his blood, and today is one of our favorite heroes.
How much in our life was associated with notes, letters, telegrams!
We carefully store one of the notebooks of the first-grade son, the letters of the groom from the army and the wife from the hospital.
What a pity that very soon even friends will not recognize each other's handwriting! We are still now, and in the future we will increasingly use a computer.
Eugene Grishkovets sincerely and confidently reflects on how the modern world has changed. It's sad to part with even such a trifle as a blotter from a school notebook.
Writing typewriters became unnecessary, the postage stamps, fountain pens and pen drawers were gone.
Few people in our time remember birch bark letters, the letters on which our ancestors wrote. Even many books began to be read only on electronic media.
The memory of the past is important for each of us. With light sadness and nostalgia I want to remember school notebooks and textbooks, institute notebooks and abstracts, paper geographic maps. They were an important part of our lives.
We regret the past. Dear memories, how they warm the soul ...
The sheep from the wolves did not live at all.
With sheep to live, in sheep's bleat. Deceit, deceit, all around deceit. Aerobatics of infamy - lure lamb in a wolf pack. Impeach that once there are horns, then he is also a predator. And very dangerous. Of course, the final is predictable.
A young widow dreams of happiness and love. And everything with her - beauty, wealth. And she does not know what passions are all around her. A wolf pack of rascals for her money arranged a bickering.
One merzenky landowner dreams of marrying her nephew. But for every athlete there is a Chinese who will beat all the records. On every scoundrel there is a reptile more abusive.
The neighbor is not so simple at all. The young widow and his capitals liked him. Just came and took what he wanted. If you have hooves and white curly hair, and you are not very confident in yourself, do not contact the wolves. It will be very bad.
Do not feed the wolf, he will not become a dog.
Fires of military roads. They can burn your soul to the ground.
There is a grief that can not be experienced.
The mother of adult twin children asks them to go to Lebanon, to her homeland and find a father and an older brother. They never saw their relatives.
Brother and sister fulfill the last will of the mother.
But they could not even imagine how many troubles had to be experienced by their mother.
She was a Muslim, she lived in a small village. The only one of all my relatives learned to read and write.
In the second third of the twentieth century in the Middle East raging war. She gave birth to the first son in prison, quite young. He was taken from her. All the searches for the child were in vain.
Horrors of war haunted her. After many years, she again went to jail. Loud sang in the cell to drown out the screams of those who were tortured by the villains. She was raped by a jailer who turned out to be her eldest son.
Is he the father of twins?
Passion in this performance reaches the level of the ancient Greek tragedy.
The dark past keeps terrible secrets. Do not try to look into hell.
Here Hamlet wanders around the stage with a volume in his hand. He, the actor giving a presentation in Elsinore, the prince only on the stage. But, as befits an actor, Hamlet lives his role to the end. So, learning that the present king, Hamlet's uncle, treacherously killed his brother-king, Hamlet's father, in order to deceive the throne, Hamlet decides to take revenge on his uncle. In his decision, however, he is not sure, and he constantly fluctuates between the notorious "to be" and "not to be," and only in the final, dying, dares to pierce his uncle with a deadly rapier.
So, the story line is true to the Shakespearean text, full of questions and insoluble mysteries. However, the fact that Hamlet is actually a lyceum and fulfills his role without parting with the book makes it possible to say that one truly Shakespearian problem is particularly prominently displayed and grotesquely explicated in the production: do we choose the role that we will play? If not, can we even stage it, arrange accents, creatively beat events, scenery, costumes? Or all that remains for us is to act, frantically giving in to the fact that we live, and asking as little as possible about the question, but who has invented all this, if, say, we fell for revenge for our father and die in the finale of our tragedy?
When an actor takes on such a genre as a "solo performance", based on the work of Dostoevsky ... all the action turns into a kind of ritual.
Cleansing, confessional, full of subtle soul harmonies, which can not be ignored or denied.
Is it possible to save a person? Someone will say unambiguous "yes", someone will notice "everything depends on the situation". But for the hero of this confession - she herself is an instrument for the salvation of another person, close and dear to him. He seems to sacrifice himself, trying to save the one that, it would seem, can not be saved.
And now confession right in front of the dead hall turns into a real song of love. Love is doomed and at the same time filled with almost insane hope. And it is from her that prayer is born. The only one able to save the hero, whose soul is wounded by inconsolable grief and despair. Does he believe in words that he whispers in desperate silence?
And the space around him - meager and meager according to circumstances, only emphasizes this doomed hopelessness. His despair and insane tenderness, his hope, the last turning into a mysterious song. Which is sure to find a response in any soul that will hear it.
And after hearing it, it is worth stopping and thinking about the fact that life is still finite and often it happens that it breaks off suddenly. So should we lose important and precious moments of life?
"We are responsible for those who have tamed."
So says a kind boy who turned out to be a guest from space.
He has amazing friends.
Among them - a beautiful, but capricious Rose. She can prick the boy with her thorns, although deep down she loves him very much, is grateful for his care and misses being apart from the Little Prince.
The lantern will teach the boy to be true to this word and fulfill his duty. He always lights up lights on his little planet in time.
When he lights his lantern, the boy seems that another star or flower is born in the world. So everyone should do.
Another friend, a wise Fox, will tell the Little Prince that "to love is not to look at each other, it means to look in one direction." He will become a lonely boy a true friend, loyal and reliable.
And the yellow Snake will help the boy from Earth to return home, to a distant planet, lost among distant stars.
A wise tale about a naive boy, his generosity and strength of mind. It is fervently loved by both children and adults.
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