"Listen, children: there was a cat in the world, overseas, Angora" and, as it should be for overseas cats, she was glamorous and liked to boast of her refinement: she invited neighbors: a goat with a goat, a rooster with a chicken, a pig, boasted, that he knows how to sing, that the house has beautifully furnished.
Only their nephews, the kittens of minors, did not invite me and did not drink tea: she did not like beggars, who are staggering around the city, they are begging for food.
So the cat's house stood, until it burned down. And how burnt, so suddenly it turned out that there was nowhere to go to the cat! Only to the nephews, whose house - one name: there is no roof, the floors have been eaten by the mouse ...
In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."
In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.
But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..
Well, who does not remember from the school bench this "appreciate the act of Raskolnikov," "whether he had the right or not," "what do these thoughts lead to" ... Well, and so on.
But in fact the truth, to what?
Someone makes them think about the problems of being, and someone is encouraged to write an amazing libretto for the real rock opera.
Then there are those who create a musical masterpiece, those who embody on the stage are not such simple images, revealing new facets of the characters. And now - the masterpiece is ready.
But what is a masterpiece without decorations and unique technologies? In this age, when art and technology are intertwined together, creating an even more authentic world - it would seem impossible to surprise, but some still risk to try.
So, our heroes: music - Eduard Artemyev, libretto, idea and staging - Andrey Konchalovsky, art director - Matt Diili (Great Britain), costume designer - Tamara Ashba.
However, of course, this is not all who worked to create this amazing work, and the more interesting it is to come and see what happened to them in the end!
Who wins on the calculation, he does not ask about age.
Misha Balzaminov is already twenty-five, and it's impossible to marry. And who will marry him?
It hurts him to be enthusiastic and weak-willed. No work is not good. Only sigh, but he knows how to dream about a rich bride.
His mother from the very childhood spoiled, that's grown a little bit big, but unreasonable.
Some women are around him. Therefore, he himself is like a woman.
He has only one hope - to matchmaker. Her aunt is quick and self-serving.
Such a bride should get him out of the ground.
And she did not disappoint Misha. There is in her mind a merchant woman, Belotelov, a rich widow. Yes, so lazy that even from home does not come out.
Balsaminov is happy. It's not for nothing that he was looking for a bride for so long.
"For what you will go, you will find."
You've never seen Moscow so ... unusual!
The bus will take the participants to the sights of the capital, but before that the guests will have an excursion in the museum, all in the middle of the night!
For those who love stories about ghosts and secrets, and prefers not to sleep at night, dreams of wandering through the halls of the museum after midnight and loves to travel by bus in those hours when the windows are dark for a long time, recognizing Moscow from a new angle, this excursion will seem entertaining and will certainly be remembered!
"We are responsible for those who have tamed."
So says a kind boy who turned out to be a guest from space.
He has amazing friends.
Among them - a beautiful, but capricious Rose. She can prick the boy with her thorns, although deep down she loves him very much, is grateful for his care and misses being apart from the Little Prince.
The lantern will teach the boy to be true to this word and fulfill his duty. He always lights up lights on his little planet in time.
When he lights his lantern, the boy seems that another star or flower is born in the world. So everyone should do.
Another friend, a wise Fox, will tell the Little Prince that "to love is not to look at each other, it means to look in one direction." He will become a lonely boy a true friend, loyal and reliable.
And the yellow Snake will help the boy from Earth to return home, to a distant planet, lost among distant stars.
A wise tale about a naive boy, his generosity and strength of mind. It is fervently loved by both children and adults.
Sretenka is a nice street. How many fates are here! Who lives around the corner? What are you doing?
Vaughn, the fucking actress fell into hysterics: she does not want to perform on Saturday, dismiss!
Here interrogate the woman.
And here once a hot guy killed a man. But he did not do anything to him, only stepped on his foot.
So, according to the grains, from small and large stories, the history of the street develops.
And stories are made up of human passions, small sins, desire to joke, gossip, cash in on.
So the theme of street (and theater) space grows into a theme of the commandments and ten deadly sins, becoming the place where you can come and think what all these ten "Do not ..." mean.
Nabokov is not only an ingenious writer, but also an unbeatable reader. He knew how to read Tolstoy's novels like nobody else, to peer at his characters. Did Nabokov see what we are?
A little dash behind the line, the author of the twentieth century, the facet of the twentieth century, delves into a multifaceted and filigree novel of the nineteenth century.
There are two love stories, the main of which is the novel of Anna and Vronsky. Yes, her, Anna Karenina. She is a kind of ideal woman, a nature subtly feeling and passionate.
How does the plot moves, unexpected turns of events and life collisions that led to the tragic finale, Nabokov? Do you agree with him?
A good thing a marriage will not be called.
He and she. The eternal conflict. Together bad, but separately bored.
A civil marriage is boring for a woman. She's at the limit. We lived together for thirteen years!
It's time for him to decide. Or go to the registry office, or wave each other's hand in parting.
A miracle is possible! Five minutes before the beautiful wedding ceremony, they will be able to look into their future. The stamp in the passport will not save them from problems.
Is it so cloudless?
To some of them, family life will seem like a cage for a bird. But the canary is free in the cage for eagles.
The life of the couple rushes like an emergency train, on all pairs.
Stop on all points: misunderstanding, burning jealousy, imminent quarrels, the birth of children, rare reconciliation with hugs and kisses, parting with tears.
A brilliant comedy by Milos Radovic with the participation of his favorite artists. Wonderful music, exciting plot, witty jokes.
It's not so important who is in charge in the family. It is important to keep the family together.
If a woman walks, tilting her head to the left - she has a lover ... In general, if a lady has a head on her shoulders, then she has a lover!
Sultry woman, passionate Italian, for many years endured treason completely impudent husband. Even an adult son is surprised at her angelic patience.
All she wanted was to save her family ... Thought he would come to his senses. But this old ladies' man does not even look at his wife. And in bed she does not interest him at all.
How many deafening scandals they had!
She tried to hang herself and shoot herself. Even in the window she wanted to jump out, but only broke her leg, because her husband was trying to save her.
With the past is over!
Osatanevshaya wife will remove a separate apartment and settle for a new job. Will buy himself enchanting outfits. And her lover will always appear!
And not some loser, and such that all friends envy.
A funny Italian comedy with wonderful actors.
If you want to be happy, be her!
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