I'm not from you, Mom, I'm leaving, I'm leaving the mess.

Snow flakes fall softly and unhurriedly from the sky. White fluffs sweep before my eyes, remain on eyelashes and cool streams flow down the cheeks. And let your life seem unbearable to you, your hands fall down powerlessly. But you promised your mother that you will be strong.

Sometimes it is worth forgetting all the blatant ideas of our civilization and paying attention to what was known to the wildest savages - respect for the mother. Maternal love is a black hole. It absorbs even the most vile and vile things. Lies, betrayal, uneaten breakfast.

When there is no reason for resentment, anything can serve as an excuse. Even semolina porridge. And how else should you behave when you are already pounding your nasty lumps against your throat? Turn around and leave. And it does not matter that it's winter outside, dark and minus thirty. Resentment and anger warm better than sheepskin coats. Sometimes I want it so cold. To the heart - ice, soul - concrete, stone. To look - snow, frost. And sometimes almost it turns out. You already feel this cold in your soul, you wait for it, you are ready for it ... but for some reason your mother looks into your eyes and starts to smile.

Wars are cursed by mothers. Manka is cursed by children.

"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "

The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!

And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!

Podkustovy vypolzene.

How to give birth to a brilliant idea? It turns out that working on radio is a very laborious and ridiculous process. A marathon is planned, which should be tied to a significant event.

A team of creative employees will transform a lost longboat in the Sea of ​​Japan into a huge cruise liner. A small zoo on its board in the apple of the eye of the red book.

Thus, the whole country is taken for the salvation of the hymenoptera, tufted black hills, and podkustovogo crawling. Meanwhile, at the studio, jokers are trying to shave someone during the broadcast, set fire to a paper in his ear and slip a completely absurd text in his colleague.

But the main fun is yet to come! The secretary fed the whole company with delicious pies that rode in the train for a whole week ...

The play with the participation of N. Grishaeva, M. Vitorgan, M. Polizeymako and, of course, the inimitable quartet produces the effect of an exploded bomb.

The film with the same name won the hearts of thousands of spectators.

It's funny, witty, vital and very talented. The story of one evening radio broadcast turns into an unforgettable comedy.

"Only God listens to us. We know that the last act is played for him. "

Two young servants hate the kitchen, where they are forced to spend their time.

They came up with a game every day, which became a ritual for them. One of them depicts her rich lady, and the other her maid. It is possible that they would be good actresses.

They like that it is possible to change into luxurious dresses and Madame's fur coats, decorate themselves with her jewels, try to talk as languidly as a secular lady.

They hate their elegant and refined mistress, realizing that they will never become the same charming and noble lady.

Maid servants crave revenge. They write and send to the police anonymous letters, accusing her lover of theft.

The lover will be released from prison for lack of evidence. The lady is in despair. She can not understand who hates her so much and tries to ruin her life.

The servants plan and rehearse the murder of Madame. But will they be able to carry out their plans?

All the roles in this exquisite theatrical performance are played by men.

It is dangerous to confuse a dream with real life.

You've never seen Moscow so ... unusual!

The bus will take the participants to the sights of the capital, but before that the guests will have an excursion in the museum, all in the middle of the night!

For those who love stories about ghosts and secrets, and prefers not to sleep at night, dreams of wandering through the halls of the museum after midnight and loves to travel by bus in those hours when the windows are dark for a long time, recognizing Moscow from a new angle, this excursion will seem entertaining and will certainly be remembered!

Look at you, Carnival!

Ah, Ahov! Do not be afraid, there will be a great post for you.

A rich merchant, full-full of his box and chintz, and brocade, and money. And the money is for the bride.

I'm used to trading, and even love affairs go in the form of buying and selling. In the morning money is in the evening wife. In the evening the wife - in the morning money.

But he can consoled himself as much as he likes with the thought that money solves everything. I forgot that people are not a commodity. And for marriage, such a thing as feelings is necessary.

Who could have imagined that a nephew, passionately in love with a girl, would intervene in the event? One misfortune is that he is as poor as a church mouse.

There is a hard choice before a homeless woman: reluctant to marry a decrepit but rich old man and arrange a mother's life or give herself up to a sense of impatience and poverty, but the happiness to live with a sweet shop assistant?

But before the fateful choice are all participants in the events. How to be a mother? To sacrifice the welfare of her daughter or her happiness? A merchant? Continue to all tyrannize, seeking his own, or to accept his fate?

The young man reflects on whether to continue to humble himself before his uncle or get courage and send him to hell?

In the main place, do not eat each other.

A colorful spectacle will show a bright, original, dangerous and unforgettably beautiful world of the jungle!

Poor kid lost in the woods! He wants to grab the tiger Sher-Khan, but the wolves will not give the human cub the abyss: they will take it into their wolf pack!

Not by day, but by the hour a child grows, and now he has grown into a strong young man. He has many friends, but among the wolves there are many ill-wishers who dislike Mowgli, feeling his superiority. They never recognized him as "their own".

What should the brave Mowgli do? Should he return to the people, go to the village, or his place - among wild animals? ..

"Can not you wait for me to have fun and joy? You can get sick like that. "

Cinderella offended stepmother and sisters.

"Because I'm kind, I'm torn from the morning." She works all day, and all of her only reproach.

But she will surely be happy! Her godmother, a fairy, will help her.

"It's very bad not to go to the ball when you deserve it."

In the palace, both the king and the beautiful prince surround her with care and attention. But the girl must escape no later than twelve.

How good that the prince decided to find a fugitive!

Favorite fairy tale comes to life in a colorful and musical performance.

"One day they will ask: what can you, so to speak, present? And no ties will help you to make the foot small, the soul - big, and the heart - fair. "

Means from inheritance. Do not be sad, if only the cat got into the inheritance. But he is in boots!

The younger son of the miller does not despair. Brothers do not envy. He's so young. There will be a holiday on its street.

With such a cheerful assistant as a resourceful cat, any business is on the shoulder.

Decided to marry the princess - it worked. True, I had to visit many wars, but the main thing was the result.

And on the way he fought with a hurricane, and met with a wise wizard.

Most of all he liked the beautiful princess on the lake on a boat to swim. There he confessed her love to her.

But other heroes of the fairy tale think only of tender feelings.

The lady-in-law wants the king very much. It is only unclear whether the king himself or his kingdom is more to her

Took a fancy.

A good fairy tale should end with a wedding. There will be two - even better.

Just lucky if the black cat crosses the road! Cats only bring happiness!

The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.

The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.

I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.

And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...