What kind of wife to choose? Princess in a pink dress, which with a glamorous dog in the guests appeared? The nature of such a bride is unbearable, and she certainly does not know how to cook, but she will be demanding much from her husband!

No, it's much better to marry a simple girl, hard-working. With her, any work - in joy, and to work around the house together with her nice!

And the time will come - and the stork will have to catch up. Well, to catch up so to catch up, there's nothing to do. Go!

"My cows have a red head."

Sadly lived the king, until he had a magical cow Zorka. She brings happiness to all.

Other cows give milk only, but Zorka also dances and sings all to envy.

The good cow became the faithful adviser. He is nowhere without it! Previously, as a little in the palace in pajamas went. The cow has dressed it up.

Another wise cow Zorka can play in checkers.

And for the daughter of the king, Princess Ani, Zorka became the best girlfriend. Previously, Anya was dancing at balls, and making fun of the courtiers.

A girl grew up, it's time to think about marriage.

The cow advises Ana to look at the good shepherdess Fillet. Zorka a good person immediately sees, and the evil can and punish.

A wonderful fairy tale for toddlers and their parents.

The cow Zorka "in a spotted shirt, walked around the grass and ate chamomile."

In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."

In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.

But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..

In this tale all fell in love!

When you want to get warm in the office, it's enough to drink hot coffee. When you want to warm your soul, you need to have a good laugh ...

This Russian saga: Ivans, Princes, Nightingales, robbers, Forest sorceresses and other magical evil spirits.

Only everything can turn very suddenly. Ivan is not a fool at all. Nightingale - not a robber, and the Princess is a real little girl.

In the enchanted forest, the heroes undergo the most difficult tests in friendship and loyalty, in steadfastness and fearlessness, in the mind and ingenuity.

But there will be something that any of them will cope with will not be able to ...

The musical "How the Nightingale the Robber Ivan the Soldier Helped" will give a cheerful mood to parents and their children. It takes a lot of laughing here and a long time.

An unusual story, exciting adventures and, of course. Brave heroes will not leave anyone indifferent.

So let's all together help the Nightingale find happiness with the Forest Princess, and Ivan with Daria.

Blizzard blizzard, snowdrifts. A young girl dreams of happiness and peace ...

But a cruel world against her love. Peasant unrest, military actions ...

Can Masha, the captain's daughter, wait for his Petya, who has to fight dangerous rebels?

By the will of destinies, Pete is destined to present a hare sheepskin to Pugachev himself.

But a Russian officer is always ready to fulfill his military duty.

Young people in the thick of historical events of the eighteenth century. How much of everything is ahead of them!

Pete will have another meeting with the main rebel. He will see him on the throne, in a royal dress, surrounded by his accomplices. From the decision of Pugachev depends his fate.

The tsarist troops are on the offensive. Pugachev is caught. The messengers are sent to the Empress.

How will this news be met by Catherine II?

Bright and sonorous rock opera with a fascinating plot, memorable melodies and magnificent dances. Decorations and costumes please the eye.

The vicissitudes of the fate of young lovers among the riots and betrayals, temptations and intrigues of the gallant age. Love is above all!

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

We are all not who we say we are. Someone wants to seem better than he really is. And someone tries on a mask from selfish interests.

This young man suffered greatly from his poverty. Well very much suffered. What kind of life, when all thoughts are only concerned with how to survive? I had to get out. After trying on a monastic robe, he went to look for a better share.

So what, what a lie. Everyone is lying. Literature is a lie. Advertising is a lie. Our banking system is a lie. Our whole life is one continuous clot of lies.

This blower acted on a big scale. I got wind of my confidence in the owner of the house, almost married my young daughter, looked at his wife with amiability. It is not difficult to deceive a person if he wants to.

But greed fraera ruined. The round sum of money, which was in his hands, brought him to clean water. Not every lie is a salvation.

What strikes harder? Lying or truth? There is no difference when your hands are handcuffed.

Favorite songs of our Soviet past. Well, if among them will be your favorite.

Most, of course, about love.

"Where the maple rustles over the river wave, we talked about love with you. Noisy that maple, the field is haunted by the haze, and love, like a dream, passed by. "

But there are also hooligan-table women: "Bells-bells are ringing. Our horses raced for two hours in a row. Our horses have become tense - the long journey. Is not it time for us to wave a glass? "

The broken songs of the time when the Moscow residence permit was almost an unattainable dream.

"Mom, I love the janitor!" Mom, I'll go for the janitor! Janitor without problems and risk

In a moment will make a residence permit. That's why I like janitors! "

And of course, compassionate, touching the soul: "Stand by the locomotive, do not rush, wheels. Conductor, press the brakes. I hasten to see my mother's mother with the last greet to appear on the eyes. "

But the mischievous, of course, more. Among them, an unforgettable "Chicken roasted".

Come! You will not regret.

Together - more fun! And the rain is afraid to be more cheerful, and the echoes to be called out, and the secret language to invent ...

And it's impossible to divide singly and singly into singles, it's absolutely necessary to have a comrade there!

In general, without a friend anywhere. Therefore, the kitten Gav and the puppy made friends. Now they go to visit each other and walk together.

Where it became more interesting to live! It is necessary, say, a puppy for a cutlet to hide. Then the kitten will help him: hide it in the stomach, and deal with the end. No one will find a cutlet anymore, no one will take it!

If a woman walks, tilting her head to the left - she has a lover ... In general, if a lady has a head on her shoulders, then she has a lover!

Sultry woman, passionate Italian, for many years endured treason completely impudent husband. Even an adult son is surprised at her angelic patience.

All she wanted was to save her family ... Thought he would come to his senses. But this old ladies' man does not even look at his wife. And in bed she does not interest him at all.

How many deafening scandals they had!

She tried to hang herself and shoot herself. Even in the window she wanted to jump out, but only broke her leg, because her husband was trying to save her.

With the past is over!

Osatanevshaya wife will remove a separate apartment and settle for a new job. Will buy himself enchanting outfits. And her lover will always appear!

And not some loser, and such that all friends envy.

A funny Italian comedy with wonderful actors.

If you want to be happy, be her!

Who called him a goat? Now, if a womanizer, and better - a reveler, a scoundrel or a mischievous.

He just loves women, that's why he runs after every skirt.

And silly like butterflies fly to his call. They themselves rush to his neck, forget about the suitors and husbands.

For the sake of a casual affair, I'm ready for anything. He is cynical, sarcastic and reckless. For him to get into a fight - a trifling matter.

The old girlfriend tired him of moralizing. She listened to them in the monastery. But they do not need it. He is already looking for his new victim. And the girl abandoned by him wept bitterly.

He is invited to a peasant wedding. Who will he take with him this time?

Can he deceive the bridegroom who believed him and seduce the young bride?

A faithful servant warned him that it was here that he had once killed the commander. But Don Juan himself the devil is not terrible.

He does not care about conscience and honor. Above all - his minute whims.

But he is sure that everyone else is just like him, only they are hiding it.

"We are all slaves, for that matter, slaves of passions, whims, pleasures.

Over time, warmth and kindness in us perish, to regret. "

Philosophy for improving digestion.

Somewhere there are torrential rains, but in Koenigsberg, the weather is fine. In general, everything is fine, except for one strange thing: the birds do not fly away, and the apples do not fall. Something is really wrong here.

A good topic for a good dinner. As well as, for example, why fly balloons, or why chairs stagger.

How strange that the clock in this room resolutely refuses to tick.

And lunch is a good reason to gather with friends and develop a philosophy. Quietly and slowly. They generally do not hurry. Table talk for them is almost a religious ritual.

Words, words, words ... that's all in all, what they left us. But is it so little?

So it is not enough to understand what's what, where, where, where and why, what really is, and what a dream. Is it not enough to disrupt the human soul in small pieces and lay it down on the shelves?

Everything would go as usual, if there was no ringing at the door ... A beautiful young girl disappeared as quickly as she appeared.

Philosophers have an answer for everything. Except one - who is this girl and why did she come? Getting an autograph was just an excuse for something else ...

The golden autumn will one day end. And on the ground from the trees fall thousands of apples.