Philosophy for improving digestion.

Somewhere there are torrential rains, but in Koenigsberg, the weather is fine. In general, everything is fine, except for one strange thing: the birds do not fly away, and the apples do not fall. Something is really wrong here.

A good topic for a good dinner. As well as, for example, why fly balloons, or why chairs stagger.

How strange that the clock in this room resolutely refuses to tick.

And lunch is a good reason to gather with friends and develop a philosophy. Quietly and slowly. They generally do not hurry. Table talk for them is almost a religious ritual.

Words, words, words ... that's all in all, what they left us. But is it so little?

So it is not enough to understand what's what, where, where, where and why, what really is, and what a dream. Is it not enough to disrupt the human soul in small pieces and lay it down on the shelves?

Everything would go as usual, if there was no ringing at the door ... A beautiful young girl disappeared as quickly as she appeared.

Philosophers have an answer for everything. Except one - who is this girl and why did she come? Getting an autograph was just an excuse for something else ...

The golden autumn will one day end. And on the ground from the trees fall thousands of apples.

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

We are all not who we say we are. Someone wants to seem better than he really is. And someone tries on a mask from selfish interests.

This young man suffered greatly from his poverty. Well very much suffered. What kind of life, when all thoughts are only concerned with how to survive? I had to get out. After trying on a monastic robe, he went to look for a better share.

So what, what a lie. Everyone is lying. Literature is a lie. Advertising is a lie. Our banking system is a lie. Our whole life is one continuous clot of lies.

This blower acted on a big scale. I got wind of my confidence in the owner of the house, almost married my young daughter, looked at his wife with amiability. It is not difficult to deceive a person if he wants to.

But greed fraera ruined. The round sum of money, which was in his hands, brought him to clean water. Not every lie is a salvation.

What strikes harder? Lying or truth? There is no difference when your hands are handcuffed.

In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."

In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.

But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..

Podkustovy vypolzene.

How to give birth to a brilliant idea? It turns out that working on radio is a very laborious and ridiculous process. A marathon is planned, which should be tied to a significant event.

A team of creative employees will transform a lost longboat in the Sea of ​​Japan into a huge cruise liner. A small zoo on its board in the apple of the eye of the red book.

Thus, the whole country is taken for the salvation of the hymenoptera, tufted black hills, and podkustovogo crawling. Meanwhile, at the studio, jokers are trying to shave someone during the broadcast, set fire to a paper in his ear and slip a completely absurd text in his colleague.

But the main fun is yet to come! The secretary fed the whole company with delicious pies that rode in the train for a whole week ...

The play with the participation of N. Grishaeva, M. Vitorgan, M. Polizeymako and, of course, the inimitable quartet produces the effect of an exploded bomb.

The film with the same name won the hearts of thousands of spectators.

It's funny, witty, vital and very talented. The story of one evening radio broadcast turns into an unforgettable comedy.

If a woman walks, tilting her head to the left - she has a lover ... In general, if a lady has a head on her shoulders, then she has a lover!

Sultry woman, passionate Italian, for many years endured treason completely impudent husband. Even an adult son is surprised at her angelic patience.

All she wanted was to save her family ... Thought he would come to his senses. But this old ladies' man does not even look at his wife. And in bed she does not interest him at all.

How many deafening scandals they had!

She tried to hang herself and shoot herself. Even in the window she wanted to jump out, but only broke her leg, because her husband was trying to save her.

With the past is over!

Osatanevshaya wife will remove a separate apartment and settle for a new job. Will buy himself enchanting outfits. And her lover will always appear!

And not some loser, and such that all friends envy.

A funny Italian comedy with wonderful actors.

If you want to be happy, be her!

"Roses - the color of these roses is terrible to me. Is this the red night of your braids? Is it music of secret treason? Is this the heart in Carmen's captivity? "

Fatal love ... He loved her with all his heart, and she laughed at him.

Even forgot about the military duty. But she did not appreciate his victim.

A Spaniard, a military man, met a gypsy woman who worked at a tobacco factory. She won his heart at first sight.

Why did he not pay attention to her cruelty and frivolity? She loves only herself! Nobody needs her! No sergeant, no bullfighter, no smuggler.

But he completely lost his head. His beauty seemed to be bewitched.

They meet in the evening in a tavern and dance cheerfully. But then it disappears. There are rumors that she meets other men.

The sergeant will not forgive her treason. The jealous man is ready for anything. Without it, he does not represent his life.

"You are like the echo of a forgotten hymn in my black and wild fate. Oh, Carmen, it's sad and marvelous to me that I had a dream about you. "

Look at you, Carnival!

Ah, Ahov! Do not be afraid, there will be a great post for you.

A rich merchant, full-full of his box and chintz, and brocade, and money. And the money is for the bride.

I'm used to trading, and even love affairs go in the form of buying and selling. In the morning money is in the evening wife. In the evening the wife - in the morning money.

But he can consoled himself as much as he likes with the thought that money solves everything. I forgot that people are not a commodity. And for marriage, such a thing as feelings is necessary.

Who could have imagined that a nephew, passionately in love with a girl, would intervene in the event? One misfortune is that he is as poor as a church mouse.

There is a hard choice before a homeless woman: reluctant to marry a decrepit but rich old man and arrange a mother's life or give herself up to a sense of impatience and poverty, but the happiness to live with a sweet shop assistant?

But before the fateful choice are all participants in the events. How to be a mother? To sacrifice the welfare of her daughter or her happiness? A merchant? Continue to all tyrannize, seeking his own, or to accept his fate?

The young man reflects on whether to continue to humble himself before his uncle or get courage and send him to hell?

In the main place, do not eat each other.

Becoming a father is easy. It's hard to be a father.

Forgive an impudent parent of adult children? He had not seen them for fifteen years!

Dad left the family when the children were small. The boy stayed behind the eldest - my mother drank.

Lived brother and sister is difficult. The main thing is that they survived. Now they are adults.

My brother has a small business. There is no family.

The sister is married, but on the verge of a divorce. Therefore, he is friends with the bottle. In the world of television, it's difficult to keep a husband.

The news that my father would like to meet with them was a complete surprise to them.

They will show him that they are doing well!

The brother arranged with an occasional woman. He will introduce her to his father as his wife. But who could have imagined that she would stick her nose into everything?

Father came to them with his new wife. Will he find a common language with his children?

He needs to hurry - he will have an operation.

Lyrical comedy about how difficult it is for children and parents to understand each other.

Parents who are lucky with children are usually children who are lucky with their parents.

All, all, all - this is who do you think? Maybe Cova, Donkey Eeyore and Piglet? Or maybe it's Robin's family and friends?

Mom is so similar to the pink Piglet, Dad - to the very Winnie the Pooh, eternally sad uncle - the spitting donkey Eeyore, and the grandmother - the same wise as the owl.

Here they are, all the time, each has his own habits and character.

With them it is not easy, and not always they get on peacefully, but in the end they still find a common language, because together they form a small but important world.

Who would Vinnie be without his friends-buddies? How sad and lonely it would be for Robin to live without his relatives!

"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "

The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!

And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!

Long years of emigrant life in London - is it easy? Many had to endure, endure to those who left their homeland, because life is not sugar in a foreign land.

How many copies are broken about that grated fence behind which happiness is hidden: one hero after another is hardened, disappointed in everything, lose themselves ...

Ben Ivanovas, however, did not lose himself. He is endowed with a rare quality: even among absurd circumstances, when it turns out that it is possible to spend the night only in a funeral home, hiding in a coffin, Ben is able to find an imaginary conversationalist and friend - it becomes Freddie Mercury.

And even the beating for Ben is not a reason to despair: there is why to live further, because the one who beat him should be punished. Hence, there was a new meaning of life: the pursuit of an abuser!

And what will happen to the hero after so many years? .. Maybe finding someone who cruelly dealt with him once, Ben will decide on an incredible act - forgiveness? ..

It's not hard to marry, it's hard to be married.

But it is difficult for some to even take this first step. Say goodbye to a bachelor life - how to say goodbye to yourself.

How cozy it is in its shell. So I would have lived all my life, lying on the couch, not touching anyone.

But a restless friend recently married and decided now that everyone around should be married. I even found a bride. On all personal data - complete coincidence. A merchant's daughter, that's right.

But not only that for the bride's need to get up from a violent place, and go through a whole casting in the fight for the girl's heart.

And she does not hurry to choose. Of the six applicants, there was not one ideal. Now if the nose of one, the hair of another, the money of the third. Executor, officer, sailor, advisor ...

But for all at once to marry not to leave. I'll have to make an agonizing choice.

He, like her, lives in a world of dreams and fantasies. But dreams are not the worst thing in this world. From comedy to tragedy, one step must be taken.

Something to change, to decide something. At once!

And the final will remain open. How will the window remain open, in which the groom jumped out on the eve of the wedding.

Moral: read the fine print in the contract. Harder, but more reliable.