Metallurgians are paid - nothing at all, and even when they are fired, at least their teeth are on the shelf. Here six metallurgists were reduced, and new jobs can not be found.
Where to go? Where are the salaries now good? Right, nowhere and nowhere.
Although ... wait! Here is the announcement: a nightclub, a male striptease, and the prices are somewhere, the prices are ... sky-high. That's who lives well-the stripper! And what? A noble profession - I will give pleasure, amuse and amuse myself.
Podkustovy vypolzene.
How to give birth to a brilliant idea? It turns out that working on radio is a very laborious and ridiculous process. A marathon is planned, which should be tied to a significant event.
A team of creative employees will transform a lost longboat in the Sea of Japan into a huge cruise liner. A small zoo on its board in the apple of the eye of the red book.
Thus, the whole country is taken for the salvation of the hymenoptera, tufted black hills, and podkustovogo crawling. Meanwhile, at the studio, jokers are trying to shave someone during the broadcast, set fire to a paper in his ear and slip a completely absurd text in his colleague.
But the main fun is yet to come! The secretary fed the whole company with delicious pies that rode in the train for a whole week ...
The play with the participation of N. Grishaeva, M. Vitorgan, M. Polizeymako and, of course, the inimitable quartet produces the effect of an exploded bomb.
The film with the same name won the hearts of thousands of spectators.
It's funny, witty, vital and very talented. The story of one evening radio broadcast turns into an unforgettable comedy.
Look at you, Carnival!
Ah, Ahov! Do not be afraid, there will be a great post for you.
A rich merchant, full-full of his box and chintz, and brocade, and money. And the money is for the bride.
I'm used to trading, and even love affairs go in the form of buying and selling. In the morning money is in the evening wife. In the evening the wife - in the morning money.
But he can consoled himself as much as he likes with the thought that money solves everything. I forgot that people are not a commodity. And for marriage, such a thing as feelings is necessary.
Who could have imagined that a nephew, passionately in love with a girl, would intervene in the event? One misfortune is that he is as poor as a church mouse.
There is a hard choice before a homeless woman: reluctant to marry a decrepit but rich old man and arrange a mother's life or give herself up to a sense of impatience and poverty, but the happiness to live with a sweet shop assistant?
But before the fateful choice are all participants in the events. How to be a mother? To sacrifice the welfare of her daughter or her happiness? A merchant? Continue to all tyrannize, seeking his own, or to accept his fate?
The young man reflects on whether to continue to humble himself before his uncle or get courage and send him to hell?
In the main place, do not eat each other.
"How long ago it was, and was there anyway what was ..."
With these words from a letter written more than a hundred years ago, a performance begins.
Sisters Prozorov are deeply unhappy. These noble young women never found their place in life.
Most recently their father died, the general. Grief from this loss is difficult for them to survive.
They are gasping for the boredom of a provincial city, and most importantly for lack of love.
And their only brother is unmarried.
The eldest of sisters does not like and does not respect her husband.
The average sister remained an old maid. It seeks to fill the void of its life with a multitude of unnecessary deeds.
The younger sister fell in love, but is afraid even to admit it.
How to survive in the whirlpool of passions and anxieties? Men do not live up to their expectations.
They dream about interesting work, about a new life in a big city, about Moscow.
But it's impossible to escape from oneself.
Mirrors, mirrors - huge, like a way out into the world of the other world, small, giving a reflection in the eyes opposite, - here around the mirror and nowhere from them can not escape. Unless to rise in full growth, having entered in an oval frame and to stop, but from what of their parties? However, the hoax gets stuffed.
A rich Moscow house wakes up leisurely and impressively, the morning as morning is vain, noisy. There, a dress from a tailor was brought to the fitting, then the men came with their eternal land issues. There, someone at the mirror turns, rehearsing the look fatal, but what about without a fatal look? Without it, nowhere. And so, slowly, the owner of the house descends merrily to breakfast ... And what is it good to say for a slow, slightly sleepy meal? Of course, the soul ... About the soul and the world, which is inaccessible and beckons with its mystery, the world beyond. And after all, there are experts on this topic: mediums, spiritists ... And the table as it suits - a huge, oval, the very thing for the main event of the day - the session. Here, at this session, the world of everyday problems will collide, even if the masters want to buy themselves, even the enthusiasm of the landlords, they want to buy themselves, but the world of spiritual needs, when one wants to touch an unknown and believe in it - do not stand up for the price. But who dares to take advantage of these "fruits" of the minds of the holy? Can a smart and resourceful maid? And that, at her groom the present talent of the medium opened! But why do you need a smart girl?
All the answers in the sparkling and most "densely populated" theater performance, as if in a mirror you will see everything in it yourself. And what - it's up to you.
How much in life happens by accident? And what if our whole life is accidental?
By chance, twins were born in different families at the same time. One family was rich and happy. For complete happiness, they did not have enough to buy servants for their sons.
And the other family was poor. And they had to sell the children to be served by the rich.
A terrible storm on the way home is breaking all their plans for life. Shipwreck raises them to different ends of the world and their own brothers grow up, not knowing about the existence of each other.
With one pair of twins it's easy to get confused. And what if there are twice as many?
His brother's search led him to his wife. But she takes it for her faithful. Only behaves very strange. Was he mad? A good wife is that she can not tell her husband.
And he does not mind getting deceived and hurrying to go inside the house. After all, there is a beautiful sister-in-waiting.
Everyone was mistaken. But the gods do not make mistakes. The more tests they had to go through, the more joyful the meeting.
You would be right if you did not err.
You are responsible for those who have tamed.
A good person will not abandon a friend in need, even a dog.
Poor artists, grandfather and his grandson give short presentations to the rich inhabitants of the Crimean dachas. The old man once took a little boy to be brought up by a drinking cobbler.
But they are thrown very little money, sometimes even a trained poodle has nothing to feed. They have no other income.
Funny tricks and jumps through the hoop of a white fluffy dog are rejoiced by rich children in fancy suits on their shoulders. And the old man twists an ancient barrel organ that plays a dull German waltz.
One day a boy ran out of a luxurious house, tried by parents and servants. But he was capricious, and then he wanted to see a street performance with a poodle.
The dog liked the barchuk so much that he asked his mother to buy it. Stamping with your feet!
The artists gave up a lot of money. Soon a messenger from that family came to them and once again asked to sell the poodle. I was upset that I did not persuade my grandfather and the boy.
And then the poodle disappeared. Will a disconsolate boy find a four-legged friend?
Betray friends - the last thing, worse than nowhere.
Each production of Vladimir Pankov is becoming an extraordinary event of Moscow theater. Although even in the whole whole country.
Perhaps, because this director manages to not only talently embody on the stage any works. In addition, he created his own - an amazing direction called "saundrama." "Morphine" - the first in this series, brought him a few theater awards and has been on the stage for nine years already. And created for the Festival. Chekhov "War" continues to conquer the metropolitan public.
And now, a new performance in the same amazing style, combining music, plastic, text. When all this, even simple noises, merges into a single whole, forming the space of the inner world where the characters live, help them to immerse themselves completely in the atmosphere of their life, to feel them at arm's length.
And what will he tell us about this time? About such a strange and at the same time very Russian concept as "zilovshchina." About where the truly Russian yearning comes from and what it does to a person. And that a person who has lost himself in this melancholy, who has lost the opportunity to love, and maybe even a belief in what he is capable of loving, does with the people around him.
They are intelligent and even somewhat abstruse, but they are confused in the simplest and most understandable - love. They are drawn to each other, but within the framework of marriage, attraction is difficult to fit, because around - solid temptations.
Couples break up, and it turns out that friends have nothing to advise their friends who decided to disperse: everyone has their own problems in the relationship, and someone has long been splitting the marriage at the seams ...
The performance of Konstantin Bogomolov absorbed the subtle humor of Woody Allen, once again proving that the scenes of clarifying the relationship from the outside look not so ugly as ridiculous and absurd that it does not negate the value of the relationship itself, because without love, apparently, there is nothing Will talk ...
Three divorced couples. Six fates.
Three former unions that grew and strengthened to one day break up.
Spouses who did not find mutual understanding, who could not keep love, become ex-spouses.
Why did they come together? Who called them?
The owner somewhere was missing. Or maybe it is not at all?
Whatever it was, a dinner party is a chance for every couple. Each of those present will be able to revise their former "married" life today, talk about their grievances, ask the former spouse about what he thinks and feels, what he experienced during those years, while they were together. Someone will talk about their secrets, someone will connect to the questions ...
They gathered for a banquet, found themselves in a confession. This is the so-called evening!
"My cows have a red head."
Sadly lived the king, until he had a magical cow Zorka. She brings happiness to all.
Other cows give milk only, but Zorka also dances and sings all to envy.
The good cow became the faithful adviser. He is nowhere without it! Previously, as a little in the palace in pajamas went. The cow has dressed it up.
Another wise cow Zorka can play in checkers.
And for the daughter of the king, Princess Ani, Zorka became the best girlfriend. Previously, Anya was dancing at balls, and making fun of the courtiers.
A girl grew up, it's time to think about marriage.
The cow advises Ana to look at the good shepherdess Fillet. Zorka a good person immediately sees, and the evil can and punish.
A wonderful fairy tale for toddlers and their parents.
The cow Zorka "in a spotted shirt, walked around the grass and ate chamomile."
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