"The thing is that a woman wants to live her life, and a man wants to live his own life. And everyone tries to reduce the other from the right path. "
Can I teach a simple flower girl to speak English like a duchess?
The professor of phonetics promised his friend that he would do it and took the smudge in his London mansion.
If only he knew that he had to go through with her!
Moods, claims and reproaches are half the battle. Communication with her impudent dad scavenger of any will drive mad!
But the girl was not only nice and charming, but also a diligent student.
She sings very nice and dances well. I liked the beauty even of the professor's mother.
Can an aristocrat love a commoner? But he was already so used to it ...
And it is not easy for him to believe. A trustworthy girl can be deceived by anyone.
"Did you meet men who would be decent in dealing with women?"
"Never talk to strangers."
Woland, the prince of darkness, along with his retinue arrives in Moscow in the thirties of last century. He is young, elegant, handsome and speaks Russian with a Georgian accent.
He will help the Master regain the novel burned by the writer and connect with his beloved woman, the redheaded Marguerite.
How difficult it is for thinking people in difficult times! Next to them - informers, traitors and executioners. Soviet time does not promise them anything good.
They tend to escape from the pitch darkness, suffer and suffer. Only love pleases their exhausted hearts.
At the ball at Satan, huge busts of Lenin and Stalin are danced. The era of terror is cruel, absurd and ridiculous.
Directed by Roman Viktyuk as always brilliantly staged a performance that is more like a colorful theatrical show. Phantasmagoria with circus numbers, speeches of the leaders and Soviet songs of pre-war time.
Great play of actors, striking costumes and scenery.
A new reading of the great novel by Mikhail Bulgakov.
"Manuscripts do not burn."
"You want an animal's happiness, but life will not let you get drunk and be happy, and sometimes it will be strangled with blows."
Women are unpredictable. From them you can wait for anything.
A young widow still mourns for her husband, but she is bored with her alone. That would meet a real man! He would have been her support in life, and she would have surrounded him with care.
But some impudent person comes to her estate, who demands that she immediately give away the money that his husband owed him.
How dare he talk so insolently with a woman! Yes, he is handsome, tall and stately. In addition, a brave military man. But completely ill-mannered! Maybe I should fall into a swoon?
Here such cheat! Lured all the same guy.
And the second lady to match her. For a long time she misses the girls. It would Seem to be happy for any groom. And a familiar neighbor came to her, a decent and decent man.
True, a little zanudliv. But this is not the main thing.
And she absolutely tortured him with cavils. So you can stay without a husband!
It's good that her father hinted at the purpose of his neighbor's visit.
But will the young people be happy?
"In family life, the most important screw is love."
"Only once in a life there is a meeting, only time destiny breaks a string. Once in a cold winter evening I so want to love! "
With a lady, everyone treats politely. She put a man in place with a glance.
And how does a bomzhiha, a station wagon from one of the Moscow stations, do it? To her to aristocrats - as to a star!
From prison and from the bag do not renounce. The young woman had to go to jail. But she did not lose her cheerfulness, charm and inquisitiveness of her mind. These qualities could be envied by the most successful business ladies.
At the railway station, life was reduced to a ragwort with a secular lion, a popular TV presenter. Simply handsome and a monster. And they can not tear themselves apart from each other ...
Is this cool aunt for the capital's dandy lifebuoy?
Then they will dance remarkably, and she will sing a compassionate romance.
Yes, and the waiter came across some strange one. Bartenders at work are forbidden to drink!
And he needs her help?
If it were not for the women, for whom would the peasants rely in their stupid life?
It was near the sea, where there was azure foam. It was in the port.
What do cats usually do? They wear boots, make peace with restless mice, walk left and right, sing songs, tell tales. Well, some Behemoths fix the Primus.
But quite an amazing case happened with one baleen-striped, who just went out for a walk on the balcony, with fresh air to breathe.
The snow falls on everyone's head, and the gull with the egg has fallen to it. And she made a promise that he would not abandon and raise her newborn chick. It will not be necessary for this cat to walk alone.
More precisely, not one, but just three promises made by the cat: you do not eat a bird, sit an egg, teach to fly.
In this he helps his cat gang: cats of all kinds of breeds, colors and characters. All the hardships and joys of cat's motherhood fall on four moustached nannies.
How to convince a bird brought up by cats that she is not a cat? How to force the chick out of its nest?
In the course are the drawings of Leonardo da Vinci himself, and the laws of aerodynamics. And what to do if your experience is not enough! But, the seagull will fly up, it turns out to be a very flighty bird.
We love different Leopolds, Dorofeev, Matroskins, Basilio, Cheshire and Eshkin cats.
Maybe among these purrs everyone will find his bird of happiness?
We all live in anticipation of a miracle. And when it happens, completely lost.
It's boring to be a pragmatist. He does not expect anything good from life, believes that he will receive only what he fights hard for.
And others believe that the saints live among us. Only not everyone manages to meet with them.
A rich aunt died. The young heir does not mourn the old woman. He's so busy! It is more important for him to arrange a lavish funeral and a wake.
Only a young girl, his aunt's maid, is going through the death of her mistress. But she does not even have anyone to share her grief with.
A naive and frank girl so want to talk about the last hours of life of an elderly woman. She does not understand the strict orders of a good house. Why are the relatives of the deceased so indifferent?
Go to get warm in a rich house, she cordially invites a beggar in rags. Let him pray for the sinful soul of her mistress! The maid did not suspect that a saint had come to them.
He is taciturn, looks into the distance, keeps himself apart. Next to the fine doctor, arrogant abbot and other guests, he seems like a black sheep.
Comedy Maurice Maeterlinck about the greedy lover of the inheritance.
Even a miracle can be treated with irony.
It's not hard to marry, it's hard to be married.
But it is difficult for some to even take this first step. Say goodbye to a bachelor life - how to say goodbye to yourself.
How cozy it is in its shell. So I would have lived all my life, lying on the couch, not touching anyone.
But a restless friend recently married and decided now that everyone around should be married. I even found a bride. On all personal data - complete coincidence. A merchant's daughter, that's right.
But not only that for the bride's need to get up from a violent place, and go through a whole casting in the fight for the girl's heart.
And she does not hurry to choose. Of the six applicants, there was not one ideal. Now if the nose of one, the hair of another, the money of the third. Executor, officer, sailor, advisor ...
But for all at once to marry not to leave. I'll have to make an agonizing choice.
He, like her, lives in a world of dreams and fantasies. But dreams are not the worst thing in this world. From comedy to tragedy, one step must be taken.
Something to change, to decide something. At once!
And the final will remain open. How will the window remain open, in which the groom jumped out on the eve of the wedding.
Moral: read the fine print in the contract. Harder, but more reliable.
Few people believe in good.
He gave you money? So he needs something in return. And we live - you to me, I to you.
Two Soviet travelers were peacefully drinking at the hotel. The vodka is over, there is no money. Here's one of them and shouted out the window. He asked me to help, throw some rubles on drinks.
And a completely unfamiliar man gave them a certain amount.
To take money or to refuse? Strange some guy! They themselves would never have done so.
How will they respond to his noble deed?
And in the next room, such a story happened.
The traveler went to a young neighbor to listen to a sports report about a football match on the radio. After eleven o'clock in the evening, strangers in other people's rooms were forbidden.
Sly employee of the hotel accused the guy of the fact that he wanted to seduce the girl. I hoped to "make a grandma."
Will the traveler find a way out of this delicate situation? He is justified. But no one listens to him.
Wise comedy by Alexander Vampilov about cynics and vulgars, who lived half a century ago.
"No matter what you say, and similar incidents happen on earth - rarely, but they happen."
Who called him a goat? Now, if a womanizer, and better - a reveler, a scoundrel or a mischievous.
He just loves women, that's why he runs after every skirt.
And silly like butterflies fly to his call. They themselves rush to his neck, forget about the suitors and husbands.
For the sake of a casual affair, I'm ready for anything. He is cynical, sarcastic and reckless. For him to get into a fight - a trifling matter.
The old girlfriend tired him of moralizing. She listened to them in the monastery. But they do not need it. He is already looking for his new victim. And the girl abandoned by him wept bitterly.
He is invited to a peasant wedding. Who will he take with him this time?
Can he deceive the bridegroom who believed him and seduce the young bride?
A faithful servant warned him that it was here that he had once killed the commander. But Don Juan himself the devil is not terrible.
He does not care about conscience and honor. Above all - his minute whims.
But he is sure that everyone else is just like him, only they are hiding it.
"We are all slaves, for that matter, slaves of passions, whims, pleasures.
Over time, warmth and kindness in us perish, to regret. "
The most romantic love stories have occurred with unusual couples: a beauty and a monster, a prince and a princess-frog ...
In the town on the beach there are rumors of a strange young man.
He can live under water, but pretends to be an ordinary man on land. What if he takes someone to the sea?
In fact, this "monster" is simply in love. Nobody needs him, except for a single one. A sweet and humble daughter of a fisherman stole the heart of an amphibian man.
But evil people never see the "monster" of the unfortunate youth ...
It was not easy at all for the fate of the boy, whom the brave doctor, who transplanted the shark's gills, saved from certain death. Should he swim in the deep sea or live on the earth?
A touching story about two lovers who will be together in spite of all difficulties.