"The thing is that a woman wants to live her life, and a man wants to live his own life. And everyone tries to reduce the other from the right path. "

Can I teach a simple flower girl to speak English like a duchess?

The professor of phonetics promised his friend that he would do it and took the smudge in his London mansion.

If only he knew that he had to go through with her!

Moods, claims and reproaches are half the battle. Communication with her impudent dad scavenger of any will drive mad!

But the girl was not only nice and charming, but also a diligent student.

She sings very nice and dances well. I liked the beauty even of the professor's mother.

Can an aristocrat love a commoner? But he was already so used to it ...

And it is not easy for him to believe. A trustworthy girl can be deceived by anyone.

"Did you meet men who would be decent in dealing with women?"

"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "

The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!

And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!

How much in life happens by accident? And what if our whole life is accidental?

By chance, twins were born in different families at the same time. One family was rich and happy. For complete happiness, they did not have enough to buy servants for their sons.

And the other family was poor. And they had to sell the children to be served by the rich.

A terrible storm on the way home is breaking all their plans for life. Shipwreck raises them to different ends of the world and their own brothers grow up, not knowing about the existence of each other.

With one pair of twins it's easy to get confused. And what if there are twice as many?

His brother's search led him to his wife. But she takes it for her faithful. Only behaves very strange. Was he mad? A good wife is that she can not tell her husband.

And he does not mind getting deceived and hurrying to go inside the house. After all, there is a beautiful sister-in-waiting.

Everyone was mistaken. But the gods do not make mistakes. The more tests they had to go through, the more joyful the meeting.

You would be right if you did not err.

Something from my childhood ...

Here you run, you run, you gasp. And then the child's help: "I'm in the house!" And that's all, no one will besiege.

A Tale of Poor Relatives. Do not have time to start a separate living area, like here: "I can drink water from you, otherwise I want to sleep that night!"

Mouse housewarming celebrated. To her there and then the brother-hedgehog with a frog, a foxy-sister with a wolf, Petka-cockerel. Relatives can not refuse!

But one was superfluous. I do not understand how the bear could have thought that it would fit in the mouse's house ?!

Very kind, very dear to the heart of the fairy tale "Teremok".

Childhood is the most wonderful time for kids, and the most important is for parents.

Teach children to distinguish between good and bad, spending weekends with them in the theater - a pledge of happiness in a tenement called Family.

It was near the sea, where there was azure foam. It was in the port.

What do cats usually do? They wear boots, make peace with restless mice, walk left and right, sing songs, tell tales. Well, some Behemoths fix the Primus.

But quite an amazing case happened with one baleen-striped, who just went out for a walk on the balcony, with fresh air to breathe.

The snow falls on everyone's head, and the gull with the egg has fallen to it. And she made a promise that he would not abandon and raise her newborn chick. It will not be necessary for this cat to walk alone.

More precisely, not one, but just three promises made by the cat: you do not eat a bird, sit an egg, teach to fly.

In this he helps his cat gang: cats of all kinds of breeds, colors and characters. All the hardships and joys of cat's motherhood fall on four moustached nannies.

How to convince a bird brought up by cats that she is not a cat? How to force the chick out of its nest?

In the course are the drawings of Leonardo da Vinci himself, and the laws of aerodynamics. And what to do if your experience is not enough! But, the seagull will fly up, it turns out to be a very flighty bird.

We love different Leopolds, Dorofeev, Matroskins, Basilio, Cheshire and Eshkin cats.

Maybe among these purrs everyone will find his bird of happiness?

The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.

The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.

I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.

And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...

Monkeys taught him to jump on the vines. But how do you like the girl, if you grew up in the jungle?

A little boy, the son of an English lord, lost his way in the rain forest. He forgot his name. His family considered him dead.

So the young man would have lived his whole life among the beasts, had it not been for the casual acquaintance with dear Jane, a young American woman.

He saved the girl from the deadly threat. A lioness was chasing her. Of course, Jane fell in love with a daredevil!

For the sake of this beauty Tarzan learned to speak English. But how much more does he need to know!

His real name will be opened to him by an English detective.

And then Tarzan will find his parents!

A fascinating story about the incredible adventures of this hero. Music, dance, fervent songs and colorful scenery.

For the sake of love even a savage will become a man!

Our whole life is a passing smile.

There is nothing more charming than a summer night. From her you are more drunk than with wine. My head is spinning and I'm drawn to the dance.

Sometimes lovers need a little push. Shyness and modesty do not always play into the hands. You can miss something important.

But what if you are in a huge ancient castle? Romance hovers in the air and directly pushes each other.

Especially if the only barrier between you is just a thin wall.

The insanity of love is all here. Love is everywhere - in the matrimonial bedroom, in the closet, in the kitchen and, of course, in the hearts.

The lawyer is very much in love with his wife. But she does not sleep with him. She dreams of his son, but he dreams about something else.

The lawyer is in love with the actress too, but the actress sleeps with an aristocrat. With whom the wife of an aristocrat sleeps is a great mystery.

The maid is sleeping with whom she wants. But he prefers a cheerful stableman. A pretty old woman is sleeping behind a card table.

But a warm summer night will put everything in its place.

Smile at your mistakes.

Luis, the young bride, is very pretty, but not for the beauty chose her fiancé: he marries money, and most important for him is the dowry that the bride's father promised. And Luis is in love with another ... How to be?

The resourceful duenna, the girl's teacher, will come to the rescue. She will change outfits with attire and give herself out for Louis. Here the merchant will sit in a puddle: marrying a duenier instead of Luis ... And the duenna will turn from a simple educator into a rich married woman. And Luis herself will marry out of love for Dona Antonio! Yes, and parents eventually with such a turn of affairs will reconcile, in fact for them it is most important that the daughter was happy, and money - business acquired!

It's not hard to marry, it's hard to be married.

But it is difficult for some to even take this first step. Say goodbye to a bachelor life - how to say goodbye to yourself.

How cozy it is in its shell. So I would have lived all my life, lying on the couch, not touching anyone.

But a restless friend recently married and decided now that everyone around should be married. I even found a bride. On all personal data - complete coincidence. A merchant's daughter, that's right.

But not only that for the bride's need to get up from a violent place, and go through a whole casting in the fight for the girl's heart.

And she does not hurry to choose. Of the six applicants, there was not one ideal. Now if the nose of one, the hair of another, the money of the third. Executor, officer, sailor, advisor ...

But for all at once to marry not to leave. I'll have to make an agonizing choice.

He, like her, lives in a world of dreams and fantasies. But dreams are not the worst thing in this world. From comedy to tragedy, one step must be taken.

Something to change, to decide something. At once!

And the final will remain open. How will the window remain open, in which the groom jumped out on the eve of the wedding.

Moral: read the fine print in the contract. Harder, but more reliable.