What is Moydodyr famous for?
The fact that all dirty, sluts and lazy people will forcibly wash! Brushes and wool to his aid will call - and let's rub the dirty nose and sides!
So it's better to respect Moidodyyr, do not fight with cleanliness and wash yourself voluntarily! Especially since the water in the bathroom is warm and affectionate, and soap foam is fragrant and tender, and it's much more pleasant to clean than unwashed walk.
Unkempt children, because neither clothes nor blankets with pillows do not like. And how will they take and flee once to the end of the world from sluts? Grieve then become dirty. No, it's better to love cleanliness from childhood!
"Ah, my dear Augustine, everything has passed, passed, passed!"
A capricious princess is hard to please. Her fiance, a prince from a small kingdom, sent a wonderful rose, and she wanted an artificial flower.
He gave her a nightingale, who sang better than all the birds of paradise. And she dreamed of a mechanical toy ...
How to get along with such an absurd girl?
The prince was dressed in rags and went to work for the princess's father.
We took him as a simple swineherd. But the pig-hows he got just wonderful!
Charming and funny! Sing and dance day-day! They will help the unhappy bridegroom to get attention from the harmful princess.
Mavronya and Havronya will agree with Fie-phi-maid of honor and Fu-fu-maid of honor. And certainly they will necessarily pay attention to the princess of a handsome young man.
In addition, he has a magic pot, which is very like a person of royal blood.
But would she agree to kiss the dirty swineherd?
A fun fairy tale with charming characters and wonderful music.
A swineherd rarely turns out to be a prince, more often on the contrary.
Something from my childhood ...
Here you run, you run, you gasp. And then the child's help: "I'm in the house!" And that's all, no one will besiege.
A Tale of Poor Relatives. Do not have time to start a separate living area, like here: "I can drink water from you, otherwise I want to sleep that night!"
Mouse housewarming celebrated. To her there and then the brother-hedgehog with a frog, a foxy-sister with a wolf, Petka-cockerel. Relatives can not refuse!
But one was superfluous. I do not understand how the bear could have thought that it would fit in the mouse's house ?!
Very kind, very dear to the heart of the fairy tale "Teremok".
Childhood is the most wonderful time for kids, and the most important is for parents.
Teach children to distinguish between good and bad, spending weekends with them in the theater - a pledge of happiness in a tenement called Family.
Luis, the young bride, is very pretty, but not for the beauty chose her fiancé: he marries money, and most important for him is the dowry that the bride's father promised. And Luis is in love with another ... How to be?
The resourceful duenna, the girl's teacher, will come to the rescue. She will change outfits with attire and give herself out for Louis. Here the merchant will sit in a puddle: marrying a duenier instead of Luis ... And the duenna will turn from a simple educator into a rich married woman. And Luis herself will marry out of love for Dona Antonio! Yes, and parents eventually with such a turn of affairs will reconcile, in fact for them it is most important that the daughter was happy, and money - business acquired!
We all live in anticipation of a miracle. And when it happens, completely lost.
It's boring to be a pragmatist. He does not expect anything good from life, believes that he will receive only what he fights hard for.
And others believe that the saints live among us. Only not everyone manages to meet with them.
A rich aunt died. The young heir does not mourn the old woman. He's so busy! It is more important for him to arrange a lavish funeral and a wake.
Only a young girl, his aunt's maid, is going through the death of her mistress. But she does not even have anyone to share her grief with.
A naive and frank girl so want to talk about the last hours of life of an elderly woman. She does not understand the strict orders of a good house. Why are the relatives of the deceased so indifferent?
Go to get warm in a rich house, she cordially invites a beggar in rags. Let him pray for the sinful soul of her mistress! The maid did not suspect that a saint had come to them.
He is taciturn, looks into the distance, keeps himself apart. Next to the fine doctor, arrogant abbot and other guests, he seems like a black sheep.
Comedy Maurice Maeterlinck about the greedy lover of the inheritance.
Even a miracle can be treated with irony.
I'm not from you, Mom, I'm leaving, I'm leaving the mess.
Snow flakes fall softly and unhurriedly from the sky. White fluffs sweep before my eyes, remain on eyelashes and cool streams flow down the cheeks. And let your life seem unbearable to you, your hands fall down powerlessly. But you promised your mother that you will be strong.
Sometimes it is worth forgetting all the blatant ideas of our civilization and paying attention to what was known to the wildest savages - respect for the mother. Maternal love is a black hole. It absorbs even the most vile and vile things. Lies, betrayal, uneaten breakfast.
When there is no reason for resentment, anything can serve as an excuse. Even semolina porridge. And how else should you behave when you are already pounding your nasty lumps against your throat? Turn around and leave. And it does not matter that it's winter outside, dark and minus thirty. Resentment and anger warm better than sheepskin coats. Sometimes I want it so cold. To the heart - ice, soul - concrete, stone. To look - snow, frost. And sometimes almost it turns out. You already feel this cold in your soul, you wait for it, you are ready for it ... but for some reason your mother looks into your eyes and starts to smile.
Wars are cursed by mothers. Manka is cursed by children.
In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."
In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.
But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..
"Listen, children: there was a cat in the world, overseas, Angora" and, as it should be for overseas cats, she was glamorous and liked to boast of her refinement: she invited neighbors: a goat with a goat, a rooster with a chicken, a pig, boasted, that he knows how to sing, that the house has beautifully furnished.
Only their nephews, the kittens of minors, did not invite me and did not drink tea: she did not like beggars, who are staggering around the city, they are begging for food.
So the cat's house stood, until it burned down. And how burnt, so suddenly it turned out that there was nowhere to go to the cat! Only to the nephews, whose house - one name: there is no roof, the floors have been eaten by the mouse ...
Attention! The most intimate, the masculine ...
... "There would be sex, like a cigarette shoot: girl, sorry, but you will not have sex? "Oh, no, I quit."
It would be so interesting for every woman to overhear men's conversations! After all, they talk about women and about marriage, about sports, about cars, about money, about work and about their dreams.
Why is the beautiful sex still does not understand that sex with a beloved woman is fundamentally different from having sex with an unloved?
Does anybody know why you need to urgently transfer the grandmother across the road, until someone else did it?
Can I change my wife with sausage?
How exactly can the fascists understand the personal problems?
Men always remain children. Impudent, puzatenkimi, balding, but very nice babes. True, the first forty years of their childhood are always the most difficult ...
This theater can rightly be called one of the most popular.
Witty performances collect complete rooms.
The actor's talent for artists is worthy of a storm of applause.
Interesting reasoning about the male and female logic.
Laugh from the heart and take note, dear ladies.
"The thing is that a woman wants to live her life, and a man wants to live his own life. And everyone tries to reduce the other from the right path. "
Can I teach a simple flower girl to speak English like a duchess?
The professor of phonetics promised his friend that he would do it and took the smudge in his London mansion.
If only he knew that he had to go through with her!
Moods, claims and reproaches are half the battle. Communication with her impudent dad scavenger of any will drive mad!
But the girl was not only nice and charming, but also a diligent student.
She sings very nice and dances well. I liked the beauty even of the professor's mother.
Can an aristocrat love a commoner? But he was already so used to it ...
And it is not easy for him to believe. A trustworthy girl can be deceived by anyone.
"Did you meet men who would be decent in dealing with women?"
"Can not you wait for me to have fun and joy? You can get sick like that. "
Cinderella offended stepmother and sisters.
"Because I'm kind, I'm torn from the morning." She works all day, and all of her only reproach.
But she will surely be happy! Her godmother, a fairy, will help her.
"It's very bad not to go to the ball when you deserve it."
In the palace, both the king and the beautiful prince surround her with care and attention. But the girl must escape no later than twelve.
How good that the prince decided to find a fugitive!
Favorite fairy tale comes to life in a colorful and musical performance.
"One day they will ask: what can you, so to speak, present? And no ties will help you to make the foot small, the soul - big, and the heart - fair. "
He is just a soldier, especially one-legged, and fell in love with a beautiful ballerina. True, she also likes to stand on one leg!
How does he feel that the dancer will not respond to his tender feelings!
The toy was presented to a small boy, where he was in a box with other soldiers.
The story of the fidelity and staunchness of a brave tin soldier, who passed all the trials, but did not forget his first love.
The soldier is facing a dangerous journey on a paper boat. Then he fell into the water and barely escaped from the water rat, but was swallowed by a large fish.
The cook found the soldier and carried it to the nursery.
But he still has to cope with the machinations of the evil troll who lives in a snuffbox.
Troll also likes a pretty ballerina.
Kind children's performance on one of the best fairy tales of Andersen.
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