"Listen, children: there was a cat in the world, overseas, Angora" and, as it should be for overseas cats, she was glamorous and liked to boast of her refinement: she invited neighbors: a goat with a goat, a rooster with a chicken, a pig, boasted, that he knows how to sing, that the house has beautifully furnished.
Only their nephews, the kittens of minors, did not invite me and did not drink tea: she did not like beggars, who are staggering around the city, they are begging for food.
So the cat's house stood, until it burned down. And how burnt, so suddenly it turned out that there was nowhere to go to the cat! Only to the nephews, whose house - one name: there is no roof, the floors have been eaten by the mouse ...
A louse or not a louse - that's the question.
A man is on the verge of despair. Is capable of anything. And if a person is also smart, this can lead to disastrous consequences.
Poor student. Even a loaf of doctor's sausage is not worth buying. And then there's a bloody callous in front of the account for studying.
And what is so tempting, glitters on the table with fascination? An old family watch. Nominal, engraved. Do chasers become a chance to escape?
The damned usurer turned out to be an avid rubbish. The money offered will not cover any expenses. This is not to be killed at all. One more old woman, one less.
A sharpened ax - here it is a straw for a drowning man. One blow, the second. Rub a puddle of blood, pick up all the jewels. It is done.
To justify the deed, a very convenient theory has already matured. Who said that you can not kill? Everyone is a louse. And the old woman is a louse. Destroy, get out.
One I have the right. Very smoothly comes out. Knowingly received a diploma.
But no crime will go unpunished.
The verdict is announced. You are sentenced to life imprisonment in hell.
The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.
The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.
I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.
And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...
The wicked sorcerer disliked the gentle, beautiful fairy and bewitched her! From now on, the fairy is a little defenseless girl. She lives in the forest ... Who will help her to regain her former appearance?
Only those who are brave in heart and are able to do good deeds unselfishly, can save the fairy from the spell. Yes, that's just not everyone will pass such a test, because those who help others free of charge and with a pure heart, not so much in this world. And all those who showed cowardice are imprisoned by a sorcerer ...
Will the lumberjob Goran manage to go through hard trials and help the fairy?
In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."
In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.
But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..
"There will be a dowry, there will be grooms, - where honey, there are flies."
At the dacha outside Moscow lives a young girl in marriage. She is a pupil of the general, who took her to her family when she was still a child.
A noblewoman, a young and beautiful girl, but with a very uneasy character. She does not climb into her pocket for words. It's time to get married, only who gets along with her?
In the beginning of summer it is so good to drink tea on the veranda! It is only important that the neighbors are calm and decent people.
She met with a worthy young official. Everyone praises her. In the service he is one of the first. Only without a wife, a good career can not be done. So her mama thinks.
But the trouble is that women do not interest him. But the proud beauty will be able to please a strict and impregnable gentleman. Would she love this biscuit? And why does she give up her dowry?
The comedy of the great Russian playwright A.N. Ostrovsky in our day is as relevant as it was in the nineteenth century.
"Meet some kind, intelligent woman, she will teach you what to do to avoid boredom and anguish."
What kind of wife to choose? Princess in a pink dress, which with a glamorous dog in the guests appeared? The nature of such a bride is unbearable, and she certainly does not know how to cook, but she will be demanding much from her husband!
No, it's much better to marry a simple girl, hard-working. With her, any work - in joy, and to work around the house together with her nice!
And the time will come - and the stork will have to catch up. Well, to catch up so to catch up, there's nothing to do. Go!
"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "
The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!
And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!
The most romantic love stories have occurred with unusual couples: a beauty and a monster, a prince and a princess-frog ...
In the town on the beach there are rumors of a strange young man.
He can live under water, but pretends to be an ordinary man on land. What if he takes someone to the sea?
In fact, this "monster" is simply in love. Nobody needs him, except for a single one. A sweet and humble daughter of a fisherman stole the heart of an amphibian man.
But evil people never see the "monster" of the unfortunate youth ...
It was not easy at all for the fate of the boy, whom the brave doctor, who transplanted the shark's gills, saved from certain death. Should he swim in the deep sea or live on the earth?
A touching story about two lovers who will be together in spite of all difficulties.
Sretenka is a nice street. How many fates are here! Who lives around the corner? What are you doing?
Vaughn, the fucking actress fell into hysterics: she does not want to perform on Saturday, dismiss!
Here interrogate the woman.
And here once a hot guy killed a man. But he did not do anything to him, only stepped on his foot.
So, according to the grains, from small and large stories, the history of the street develops.
And stories are made up of human passions, small sins, desire to joke, gossip, cash in on.
So the theme of street (and theater) space grows into a theme of the commandments and ten deadly sins, becoming the place where you can come and think what all these ten "Do not ..." mean.
The sheep from the wolves did not live at all.
With sheep to live, in sheep's bleat. Deceit, deceit, all around deceit. Aerobatics of infamy - lure lamb in a wolf pack. Impeach that once there are horns, then he is also a predator. And very dangerous. Of course, the final is predictable.
A young widow dreams of happiness and love. And everything with her - beauty, wealth. And she does not know what passions are all around her. A wolf pack of rascals for her money arranged a bickering.
One merzenky landowner dreams of marrying her nephew. But for every athlete there is a Chinese who will beat all the records. On every scoundrel there is a reptile more abusive.
The neighbor is not so simple at all. The young widow and his capitals liked him. Just came and took what he wanted. If you have hooves and white curly hair, and you are not very confident in yourself, do not contact the wolves. It will be very bad.
Do not feed the wolf, he will not become a dog.
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