In Moscow, there are places that can be called "Bulgakov": here the writer lived and worked, funny stories happened to him there. But especially the interests of those locations, which placed the author of the heroes of the novel "The Master and Margarita."

In places that played an important role in the life of Mikhail Bulgakov, and in those places that are noted in the novel, the guests of the excursion will be lucky with the retro tram "302-BIS". If you dive into the past, if you dive headlong into the world of the Bulgakov novel, then only on such a tram - stylish, beautiful. Such a tram - like an echo of the past times, missed several decades, which passed unnoticed.

But Moscow, undoubtedly, has changed. What did Bulgakov's contemporaries and the author of the "Master and Margarita" see? ..

"A man who has been under the heel, is able to endure any hairpin."

Even the news that his wife has a second husband.

She works as a conductor of a long-distance train. And for many years running from one city to another. The schedule does not change. In one of them she has a caring husband and daughter. In the other, another husband.

The men got courage and decided to meet with each other. How long will this continue? She must stay with someone else!

But they are so different ... One is breathtakingly elegant, prepares her delicious food. The other is a real man who does not tolerate tears, sobs and sighs. If only it did not come to a fight!

They will remember it all! The intriguer finds out what they think of her. How could they be so humiliated? So many years of being so cunning and deceiving!

But the clever and wise woman will reconcile them. She will be helped by an amazing sense of humor.

An incisive comedy with funny jokes and jokes.

The strength of a woman is in her weakness.

The woman Dog tamed, lured him with a sweet bone, now the Dog will sit on a leash and guard the dwelling, now he - along with the Man, lives in his family. Now he is home.

The woman has tamed the cow: the cow was tempted by a succulent grass, fragrant hay, has agreed to stand in a stall, to give to the person milk, to be - a domestic cow.

I tamed the Horse, now the Horse serves the man, there was also the horse once-wild, but became-home.

And Cat? It would be useful to tame a cat, she would catch mice and cradle a child, rumble and mourn, sing songs to him ... Yes, only how will you tame it, masterful? She walks by herself ...

"It's so scary when someone leaves, and you stay."

The past goes away irrevocably. I want to return it, remember all that was so expensive once.

Evgeny Grishkovets puts on a sailor's cap and remembers his three years of military service in the Pacific Fleet.

The story will go both about the school where he studied, and about the long journey by train to the destination, and about how scared he was of the unknown.

He talks simply and frankly, but with the smallest details. And the main thing is precisely these minor details, in which the air of time and the moments of his youth are enclosed.

In the service, he yearned for home, dreamed of returning from the Far East sooner. He went away as a boy, a recent schoolboy, but returned as an adult, a patriot of the Soviet country.

In the play there is a lot of humor, funny absurdities and funny tales. For example, about how he allegedly defeated the Japanese pilot. But there are serious stories about the heroism of our sailors, about the fate of his generation.

"... And you are not offended. Because you still do not know how to be offended, because as soon as you learn to be offended, at the same second, not the next, and at the same second you will learn to offend ... "

"Can not you wait for me to have fun and joy? You can get sick like that. "

Cinderella offended stepmother and sisters.

"Because I'm kind, I'm torn from the morning." She works all day, and all of her only reproach.

But she will surely be happy! Her godmother, a fairy, will help her.

"It's very bad not to go to the ball when you deserve it."

In the palace, both the king and the beautiful prince surround her with care and attention. But the girl must escape no later than twelve.

How good that the prince decided to find a fugitive!

Favorite fairy tale comes to life in a colorful and musical performance.

"One day they will ask: what can you, so to speak, present? And no ties will help you to make the foot small, the soul - big, and the heart - fair. "

All, all, all - this is who do you think? Maybe Cova, Donkey Eeyore and Piglet? Or maybe it's Robin's family and friends?

Mom is so similar to the pink Piglet, Dad - to the very Winnie the Pooh, eternally sad uncle - the spitting donkey Eeyore, and the grandmother - the same wise as the owl.

Here they are, all the time, each has his own habits and character.

With them it is not easy, and not always they get on peacefully, but in the end they still find a common language, because together they form a small but important world.

Who would Vinnie be without his friends-buddies? How sad and lonely it would be for Robin to live without his relatives!

"Let the person be no more than the eye of an ant - but the personality is a person! So I think! "

The Horton elephant is an example of honesty and decency, from someone, and it's not a shame to learn from him! It does not matter which creature is big, small or very tiny, the elephant Horton treats everyone with the greatest respect. It is a person, even a tiny one. He will not let him exterminate the city, even if this city is the size of a fuzz!

And if an elephant had to sit out an egg, he would not abandon the chick for anything in the world. And cold and hunger are not terrible to him, because the main thing is not to let the egg freeze, from there the whole person will soon hatched! And it turned out that a slogan came out of the egg - after all, his elephant was hatching! Whatever you say, and this was a worthy retribution for his labors - the elephant Horton was happy when he saw the toddler!

Husband and wife came to a hypnosis session - and it raced!

His wife found out about such secrets, which she could not even guess. The old burn, it turns out, my husband did not receive when he defended his homeland, but in the bath. And the Motherland did not need to protect him at all. And before the enchantments of the Val'ki Crane, the husband did not always manage to resist ...

My wife, of course, also had a couple of sins, but they are nothing compared to her husband's many years of lies.

And what to do now? How to live now spouses? Maybe once hypnosis helped them to see the truth, then the hypnotist will help them further? Will show you how to live on ...

Together - more fun! And the rain is afraid to be more cheerful, and the echoes to be called out, and the secret language to invent ...

And it's impossible to divide singly and singly into singles, it's absolutely necessary to have a comrade there!

In general, without a friend anywhere. Therefore, the kitten Gav and the puppy made friends. Now they go to visit each other and walk together.

Where it became more interesting to live! It is necessary, say, a puppy for a cutlet to hide. Then the kitten will help him: hide it in the stomach, and deal with the end. No one will find a cutlet anymore, no one will take it!

Is it possible to give love and hurt at the same time?

He is a charming Frenchman, a sophisticated seducer. He pretends to be a wolf in sheep's clothing, fascinates a woman, and then throws it.

She is an experienced coquette. Itself is not averse to entertain and invent an affair.

Having got carried away with gambling, they are jealous of each other, they choose as their victim a young innocent girl.

Poor thing, why did she only come to such a cynical world from reliable monastic walls?

The intriguers can not be stopped. They went so far as to retreat too late, and nowhere.

The meek girl became a pawn in the game, where the seducer must be seduced, and the deceiver will be deceived. The vice punishes vice in a vicious way.

"Love and hate, loyalty and betrayal, debauchery and virtue - choose according to your taste. In this den of debauchery there is room for everything. "

Only true love can overcome any difficulties. Insidious schemers will be punished.

A wonderful play on the most brilliant novel of the eighteenth century about the mysteries of the human soul.

"Every woman who agrees to meet an immoral man becomes his victim."

Luis, the young bride, is very pretty, but not for the beauty chose her fiancé: he marries money, and most important for him is the dowry that the bride's father promised. And Luis is in love with another ... How to be?

The resourceful duenna, the girl's teacher, will come to the rescue. She will change outfits with attire and give herself out for Louis. Here the merchant will sit in a puddle: marrying a duenier instead of Luis ... And the duenna will turn from a simple educator into a rich married woman. And Luis herself will marry out of love for Dona Antonio! Yes, and parents eventually with such a turn of affairs will reconcile, in fact for them it is most important that the daughter was happy, and money - business acquired!

"The thing is that a woman wants to live her life, and a man wants to live his own life. And everyone tries to reduce the other from the right path. "

Can I teach a simple flower girl to speak English like a duchess?

The professor of phonetics promised his friend that he would do it and took the smudge in his London mansion.

If only he knew that he had to go through with her!

Moods, claims and reproaches are half the battle. Communication with her impudent dad scavenger of any will drive mad!

But the girl was not only nice and charming, but also a diligent student.

She sings very nice and dances well. I liked the beauty even of the professor's mother.

Can an aristocrat love a commoner? But he was already so used to it ...

And it is not easy for him to believe. A trustworthy girl can be deceived by anyone.

"Did you meet men who would be decent in dealing with women?"